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Unicorn Spit

When you bust your nut in someones mouth and while their mouth is open throw a handful of rainbow glitter into their mouth also. Therefore the receiver will spit the contents in their mouth out on the floor.
Im gonna teach the bro's mrs what unicorn spit is!
by Benfkn10 February 27, 2024
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spitting the tables

(originated in sydney, australia) to abide by rules, guidelines, or societal expectations in a way that actually undermines them
person 1: my grandparents judge me for not acting christian enough
person 2: is that why you started going to church more often?
person 1: yeah, i go there everyday now. to pray that their investment properties will drop in value.
person 2: hahaha dude, that's spitting the tables too much
by cat-hahahhahaha October 22, 2023
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Spits

What’s good with you I need some spits”
by Jaybandzz August 17, 2019
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Spit Guerrilla

A cunt of a meteorologist who pulls the zero rain ruse, when he knows there will be periods of spitting rain.
Sebastian Spit Guerrilla, once again fucked up the day for thousands. Purposely creative with the facts about light rainfall.
by CuntandCuntess February 7, 2025
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caught spits

meaning someone or you got oral pleasure
“yo i caught spits from Hailey
by keayo0 January 22, 2024
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Spit Valve

A Woman who cannot seem to swallow semen. She spits it out.
"Hey man did you know Morgan is a major Spit valve?"
by Kozcup May 19, 2016
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Spitting Anal

When you ejaculate in a female's asshole and it projectile launches back at your chest
"i just came in ur ass"
"here have it back, time for a spitting anal"
by Mylifeisfuckedup May 18, 2017
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