I've had that stupid song from the Kia Soul commercial -- the one with the rappin' hamsters -- in my head for days, so I started singing the theme from THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS. It's my safety song.
by Julie the Jarhead January 23, 2011
Get the safety song mug.The backup roll of toilet paper set on top of the toilet, just in case the primary roll of toilet paper is all used up. Often a staple in households with prepared and future-minded individuals.
I thought I was going to have to wipe with just 2 squares of toilet paper. Fortunately there was a safety roll.
by Dez872 February 28, 2011
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by Andy Dufraine May 16, 2011
Get the Safety Deposit Box mug.A period of time, usually a week, that is used when "taking a break" from ones relationship in order to hook up with some other partner. Used in conjunction with a semi-truth or lie about why said break is needed, the safety week adds a period of time to the "initial break" to serve the purpose of appearing like the break was actually needed, and not thought up for the pleasure of "cheating".
How are you and Sarah doing?
-Ok, i wanna hook up with my friend over summer vacation so I'm gonna tell Sarah I need a break and then get with that other chick.
Won't it seem suspicious that you want to get back with Sarah RIGHT after you get back from vacation? You should use a safety week or two.
-Ok, i wanna hook up with my friend over summer vacation so I'm gonna tell Sarah I need a break and then get with that other chick.
Won't it seem suspicious that you want to get back with Sarah RIGHT after you get back from vacation? You should use a safety week or two.
by Bumble-Puppy June 22, 2011
Get the Safety Week mug.Saferwafer is a term used when you see your friends and basically say Hi but instead of saying Hello, Hi, Wassup You say Saferwafer or just safe.
It is sometimes a word that you can say when no-ones talking and you want to make sure someones there so you'll say saferwafer and they will have to reply the same thing.
It is sometimes a word that you can say when no-ones talking and you want to make sure someones there so you'll say saferwafer and they will have to reply the same thing.
Dude1: Saferwafer!
Dude2: Saferwafer man! Was going on?
or
*silent*
saferwafer?
*everyone replys* Saferwafer quaver traver paper
Dude2: Saferwafer man! Was going on?
or
*silent*
saferwafer?
*everyone replys* Saferwafer quaver traver paper
by Iwillcleanyourroom October 27, 2011
Get the Saferwafer mug.when a girl has you in a painful and inescapable hold and you steal a kiss and escape when she is stunned
friend: what happened after that girl twisted your wrist?
me: oh i just used the good old safety release and ran like hell
me: oh i just used the good old safety release and ran like hell
by wangodango December 4, 2011
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ZOMG! The doggie just safety glassed all over the groomer's face... luckily the on-lookers were spared.
by Capn' Poot Poot September 8, 2011
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