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snatch hatchet

Much like whipped... when someone is ruled by their female counterpart. Meaning he or she does whatever the other (the Snatch Hatchet) pleases in any and all situations for fear of losing said snatch.
She totally laid down the snatch hatchet on him tonight!
by Drinkin_in_TX December 27, 2010
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Snatch n' Stuff

When a virgin guy is trying to have sex with his girlfriend without very much success. After poking around for quite a while the girl becomes fed up and grabs the man's dick and stuffs it in her vag.
Girl 1: Yeah I had sex with Jason

Girl 2: How'd it go

Girl 1: Not well at first

Girl 2: Why is that

Girl 1: Because he couldn't find the right hole, so I had to snatch n' stuff his dick inside

Girl 2: Ooooohh *snickers*
by DefenderoftheFaith January 7, 2011
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Snatch Drought

The process in which a male penis momentarily exits a wet vagina, only to find on re-entry it's like hitting dry wall or drought like conditions.
OMG I've just hit a dry wall!!! WTF happened?

Sorry babe, I'm experiencing a temporary snatch drought.
by reido1974 August 3, 2011
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snatch snatched

The act of one guy stealing another mans girl, also the process of a girl stealing one mans girl, also known as a "robbery"
Dude i totally got snatch snatched at that party last night.
by metsfan12 September 8, 2011
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Snatch Gobbler

That Ellen sure is a snatch gobbler.
by Vengeful Ghost October 29, 2011
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snatch sneeze

A particularly violent expulsion of gas from the vagina during or after sexual intercourse. Unlike a regular queef, a snatch sneeze usually occurs in a series, known as a snatch sneezing fit.
"Did you here about Jake?"
"No, what happened?"
"Some girl snatch sneezed on him last night!"
"Wow that is embarrassing..."
by Wooglin Frowns March 15, 2014
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snatch patrol

A man so addicted to a female's pussy, he becomes obsessed, controlling, and goes into stalking mode, making sure she never gives the pussy up to anyone else.
Chris is so addicted to Bridget's pussy, he's on snatch patrol.
by Dixie Crystal January 13, 2017
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