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Chow mein Snatch

When a 24 year old sham artist pretends to be asexual but tries to seduce every man in their radius.
"Michael, I don't want your Chow mein Snatch, I am a 31 year old man"
by kingwinstonluvr7 July 18, 2023
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gutter snatch

When the bowling ball goes into the gutter only to pop back out and snatch a few pins.
I thought that roll was a waste...then I got a gutter snatch!
by don't roll on shabbos May 6, 2018
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goober snatch

someone who is being "un cool"
bro your being such a goober snatch
by drayven edward hugh bonenfant November 2, 2023
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Ratch Snatch

The Ratch Snatch is whenever you go down on a female and come across some beat up poon, almost resembling roast beef.
Ey, you hit that dawg? Nah, I was about to, then I saw that Ratch Snatch.
by The Manlett October 6, 2015
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Wig Snatching

the process of stealing one's wig as an attempt to embarrass or provoke them
"Geo! I swear to go I'm going to snatch your wig!" she said, pointing angrily at the curly brown haired guy.
"It's not a wig!" he insisted.

"How many times have I told you to not go around wig snatching Arie!" a teacher yelled
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Cosmic Snatch Brownie

Pop rocks in the pee hole of the dicktus while eating her out. Then making a deposit in the bank of cumvahlha pop rocks then jizzm.
As I entered her cumvahlha I groaned and that’s when she knew she had only seconds to enjoy the feeling inside before I turned her into a cosmic snatch brownie.
by Secret Squirrel Squirter November 21, 2023
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Aggressive snatch sniffing

Wearing a ladies private parts like a muzzle. And inhaling to your lungs maximum capacity.
What are you into?

I’m into aggressive snatch sniffing.
by Timbo87 April 3, 2020
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