milk the snake

move back and forth in an unstable manner,to take a wizz
to pee, piss,urinate, masturbation of the penis,

I drank too much beer i have to milk the snake.

by j r lang January 13, 2008

snake pit

a social gathering place, such as a bar, where the number of men always seem to outnumber the women.

Dude. I hate this bar. It's a regular snake pit.

You're in West Hollywood, dude.

by bigfuckingal November 19, 2009

Toilet Snakes

They live in Iran, in the toilet-holes and bite your ass and balls when you go to take a shit

"navid was taking a dump in iran when a toilet snake bit off one of his nuts"

by jeji December 29, 2004

christmas snake

When an unsuspecting person is bending over you jab them in the ass with ur thumb and yell christmas snake

Yesterday jamie was bending over to tie his shoe and i gave him a christmas snake

by Robm69 July 21, 2006

Snake Tits

When a girls titties are as slender and long as a snake.

Dude: Did you see her long snake tits man!
Man: Yeah dude she was all the way in the living room and those snake tits were in the kitchen.

by I-sack-1200 August 23, 2011

snake shake

The traditional act of shaking one's penis after urination in order to expel the last drops of urine.

"Dude, you've got a massive wet patch on the front of your pants! You've pissed yourself!"

"Oh no! I knew I'd forgotten the snake shake!"

by John Superman December 6, 2013

Snake Woman

A female who has been toying with your heart. She played you and your emotions. *coughT.E.R.A.L.K." This type of female is considered to be like Medusa. At first, she was beautiful, then she became..a Snake Woman.

L: "OMG, Monica didn't texted me back. I even paid the dinner bill!"
T: "Really. Dam Son."
J: "That bish is a Snake Woman."

by GokuThunda December 4, 2015