shmick my goo

variety of meanings:
1.the wish to engage in sexual intercourse with an individual.
2.the desire to beat an individual senseless.
3. a substitute for blasphemy.

1."man, id love to schmick her goo right about now!"
2."if that guy doesnt stop making discriminative comments about me and my fellow Amish brothers...im gunna schmick his goo with a large plank of wood!"
3."well schmick my goo! thats a surprise!"

by camdaddy November 16, 2004

sickedank

Not so much an adjective, as much as an indication that its user is a fucking retard.

<Sock_Monkee> the fact that we've been hanging out as a chatroom for 3 years amazes me THREE YEARS, ZERO SICKEDANK STORIES

by porkchop sandwiches April 4, 2005

sick cunt

When u see someone who has OD'ed on steroids and they dance like a faggot while wearing undies, u call em sick cunt.

person 1(sees a mad-lad dancing like a faggot): oi sick cunt who taught you to dance like that and where'd you get the pants like that.
person2(faggot): oi none of your business, we all gonna make it brah !

by motherclucker420 April 28, 2022

Mad Sick Garbage

Something really cool that you just have to say something cause you feel like it

Mad Sick Garbage!

by Higgins June 8, 2003

Sheffield Sick Pie

Following the Sheffield Shagpile, the partner being shagged in the ass, who now finds sick in their hair and dripping down their face, after they shat on their partner, also throws up combining the sick with that of their partners. Unfortunately there is no easy means of cleaning this up so you take the plunge and eat this Sheffield Sick Pie.

Oli had done a Sheffield Shagpile with Ben and now feels ill as Bens sick is dripping down his chin. Oli is sick into the sick that belongs to Ben, but his water has been cut off and he has no way of cleaning the mess. Oli decides it is best to have a Sheffield Sick Pie as his real lover Russ is due round later.

by kjk72 October 8, 2008

The Sick Puppy

After having a heavy meal with your girl quickly get into sexual intercourse (before she has digested her food). When she starts to get into it, donkey punch her in the stomach. If done right, she should vomit. When she's done throwing-up, have sex and role around in the barf. Tip: take a shower after. LOL

We had to clean up the throw-up after we performed The Sick Puppy.

by Desert Burst May 31, 2007

sick

a word often used by my sister and her boyfriend normally referring to me or something I said. ALso used by them when I say something normal like "lets do something" and they turn it into something sex orreanted and say that is sick or I am sick. Also used when referring to something really cool or when you don't feel to well. One of the best excuses for just about anything.

Examples for things I do/say:
Me- Alex aren't you going to stop him? (while Zander is swinging on rope swing and wont stop)
Zander- that's sick
Alex- you're sick
Me- you two are really messed up (as I stomp away)

Examples for when they turn something noraml into something sick:
Me- Lets go ride.
Zander- ride?
Me- hey!
Alex- ride what?

Examples for when something is really tight/cool:
Me- that car is sick!
Alex- very

Zander- this rope swing is sick!
Me- sure

Examples of when is mean really ill:
Me- I feel sick...*barf*

Examples for when you can use it to get out of anything:
Me- I feel to sick to go to school Me- I'm too sick to walk the dogs
Me- I cant take the test, im sick

One of the best, multi meaning words man ever created!!!

by Short Stuf July 14, 2004