talking smack

An arrestable offence in Espanola, NM; one is said to be talking smack when using Mexican expletives in reference to the small-mindedness, arrogance and stupidity of police officers. Punishable by death in some South American and Middle Eastern countries, it is only enforced in the USA in Espanola, NM and Bumfukk, GA.

"Hey ma, come pick me up, this "coolon" (spelling?) is harrasing me". This is an example of talking smack on the phone while an officer of the law is staring you down.

by Office Barbrady September 11, 2006

smack block

When your about to put the smack down and someone else stops your smack.

I was about to put the smack down on that hoe, but her John put a smack block on me.

by mb3 November 5, 2007

Smack Nugget

Jack-ass, Someone who doesn't care what others think, likes to have fun & act like an idiot, a very random person.

Brandi & Patrick are a couple of smack nuggets.
You're a smack nugget!
What a smack nuggety thing to do!

by Smack Nugget Chick February 4, 2010

absolutely smack

A phrase meaning "unbelievably cool", "hella tight", and can be used when a good occurence takes place.

Chick: Dude! I just illed your mom in Tony Hawk pro Skater 4 and CS!
Dude: OMFG that's absolutely smack!

by otownispunkrawk July 22, 2003

jello smacker

Do put ur penis in side the fat rolls of a large person and insert and excert untill you blow a load on there side

Robbie gave ambers fat ass a jello smacker last night.

by Robbierottenofcourse August 6, 2009

smack'a'roni

the same as monney, cash, rupies, chiefs, SMACKS!!

gay1: What do you take for a night bitach!?
gay2: Me love you long time for 100 smack'a'ronies

by wanker February 20, 2003

smackable mackable

The type of person that is hot and you want to hit on and possible beat on too.

Man, I love that girl, but sometimes she just needs a good smack once in a while.

by KarthVader September 10, 2005