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Sammy the Sloth

she's not actually a sloth, she's a chicken

a girl that squeals in her voice messages for no reason

a girl that's cat is afraid of her

a beautiful girl that doesn't see her worth and beauty
Sammy the sloth: perfectly weird and beautiful
Cami: (sees Sammy) W0W!
Nessa: What?
Taylor: *eating*
Cami: Look at Sammy. She's Sammy the Sloth}!
Chelsea: She's a chicken.
Sammy: PEEEP
by beronicascrown November 20, 2019
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Takin the sloth to the aquarium

When she takes a cum load in her mouth and angrily spits it back into your asshole!
Wow, when I came in her mouth I quickly realized she was either snowballin me or she was takin the sloth to the aquarium; and you know what...it was the latter!
by Whosthematter April 3, 2020
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Sid the sloth

Simply another name fir someone called Rory
by 34236tfhf4eb April 7, 2020
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Vincent the Sloth

This rare sloth was recently reclassified from the MEMS Zoo in southern New York as a a furry, head dandruff flaky, tubby lubby bum bum. This creature moves at a woping 1 mile per hour. His fecal infested feet (see Vinny drips definition) smell worse than your grandmothers sweaty vagina. He stares off into the distance waiting for his next big zit to appear. This animal lives off of lamb and what ever comes off of Joe Exoctics Walmart meat truck. Stay away from this creature, they are going extinct but do not have the capability of sexual intercourse due to to tub of lard covering its waste line. THIS ANIMAL IS VERY DANGEROUS TO WOMEN UNDER THE AGE OF 16
The next Joe Exoctic netflix series will be on Vincent the sloth
by Horny toddler May 5, 2020
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Credit Card Slot

by Mosher kid February 6, 2021
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STINK FINGER SLOT

THE ASSHOLE

At IN N OUT BURGER the place you put your INDEX FINGER to yield a liquid of your choice.

STAGES FINGER

Someone who has set you up to be buffaloed at any SLOTS AND IN A CASINO.

Someone who FARTS to identify you where you are going when you go into p FART VAPOR AUTHORITY at the EXACT expected location.
It is the PERFECT FINGER to put in the STINK FINGER SLOT butt common sense will tell you that it becomes ST Iwhen it don't always STINK.

The LIQUID FINGER SLOT is the same as the STINK FINGER SLOT in the sense you have to use your STINK FINGER that you put in your STINK FINGER SLOT.

The STINK FINGER SLOT graces SHIT all the time so BE PREPARED that some ASSHOLE is going to get their LIQUID by putting their SHIT FINGER SLOT into the LIQUID FINGER SLOT while they still have SHIT in their STINK FINGER SLOT.

I have no idea how a person is set up to take big losses with any chosen STINK FINGER SLOT.

THAT FART really drove me deeper into the EXACT VAPOR as I t pointed me out where ever I went.
by SEE YOUR ASSH0LE June 19, 2021
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Chloe_da_sloth

Is an iPad kid…… who loves sloths……who won’t talk to their bestie
“Man chloe_da_sloth is such an iPad kid
by Gay_Rat June 20, 2021
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