When someone suggests you stop or start doing something absolutely ridiculous that will affect something important to you, like your swag, your family or your life
Jack: Hey Joe, what are you giving up for lent?
Joe: Nothing, why?
Jack: Oh good. Can you give up chocolate with me?
Joe: No man, that's like shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive
Joe: Nothing, why?
Jack: Oh good. Can you give up chocolate with me?
Joe: No man, that's like shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive
by Oh my my July 2, 2015
Get the Shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survivemug. Fireball shooter that is taken when the shooter is placed at least 1" inside the vagina. Female to Male or Female to Female. Shoot your Shot.
Insert 50 ml + shooter within the vagina, tilt the girl back, and slowly drink the entirety of the shooter while it is inserted in her. Thus, a shooting star has been born.
Take your relationship to the next level with a Shooting Star Shot (Triple S) and take your party tricks to the next level as a couple.
The Shooting Star Shot (Triple S) was not like any other shot I have taken before. It broke all boundaries and it went to the moon.
Take your relationship to the next level with a Shooting Star Shot (Triple S) and take your party tricks to the next level as a couple.
The Shooting Star Shot (Triple S) was not like any other shot I have taken before. It broke all boundaries and it went to the moon.
by gustitney March 7, 2021
Get the Shooting Star Shot (Triple S)mug. A game that involves firing a gun indiscriminately after consuming copious amounts of marijuana and alcohol.
by Mo Chedda March 8, 2004
Get the Drunken high gun gun shootmug. A popular phrase from the movie "A Chiristmas Story" that is first heard by Ralphie's mom when he asks her for a Red Ryder bb gun.
by Kaliorsomething May 6, 2014
Get the You'll shoot your eye outmug. When you get chocolate ice cream and it looks like when you shit and there’s corn in it but u get 10 scoops of it because it’s the trend
by Bihassniha124 November 8, 2019
Get the Scoop out ya poop shootmug. when you shoot a hair tie from your thumb and it hurts (might get arthritis), and then it hits a computer and slowly but surely types out "monopoly".
by 19yroldarthritis November 1, 2019
Get the national shoot a hair tie daymug. Background: Used be Barry on various occasions, meaning to be involved in, and or associated with the insertion of a....................flogan into a.................bocker
What boy?? you wanna shoot that timothy thru my simon??? well alright, thats just fine. Don't forget the dvd player! and the Avril lavigne Stencil Set.... Raspberry heaven? the sweet sensation of wheat.
by Barry August 10, 2004
Get the shoot that timothy thru my simonmug.