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v., the act of masturbation, more commonly known as jerking off or fapping
Guy 1: Hey dude, why didn't you come to my party last night? Too busy jerkin' your gerkin?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: You know, spanking the monkey?
Guy 2: What the hell are you talking about?
Guy 1: You know, shooting tadpoles out your flagpole?
Guy 2: Get to the point!
Guy 1: Were you jerking off last night?
Guy 2: Oh! NO WTF
by Kipst3r September 15, 2013
mugGet the shooting tadpoles out your flagpolemug.
Fireball shooter that is taken when the shooter is placed at least 1" inside the vagina. Female to Male or Female to Female. Shoot your Shot.
Insert 50 ml + shooter within the vagina, tilt the girl back, and slowly drink the entirety of the shooter while it is inserted in her. Thus, a shooting star has been born.

Take your relationship to the next level with a Shooting Star Shot (Triple S) and take your party tricks to the next level as a couple.

The Shooting Star Shot (Triple S) was not like any other shot I have taken before. It broke all boundaries and it went to the moon.
by gustitney March 7, 2021
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Drunken high gun gun shoot

A game that involves firing a gun indiscriminately after consuming copious amounts of marijuana and alcohol.
Alec: Drunken...high...gun gun...shoot!
by Mo Chedda March 8, 2004
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You'll shoot your eye out

A popular phrase from the movie "A Chiristmas Story" that is first heard by Ralphie's mom when he asks her for a Red Ryder bb gun.
"You'll shoot your eye out, kid."

"Oh, no! I shot my eye out!"
by Kaliorsomething May 6, 2014
mugGet the You'll shoot your eye outmug.

national shoot a hair tie day

when you shoot a hair tie from your thumb and it hurts (might get arthritis), and then it hits a computer and slowly but surely types out "monopoly".
yo i got bad early onset arthritis in m 19 year old thumb from national shoot a hair tie day
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by 19yroldarthritis November 1, 2019
mugGet the national shoot a hair tie daymug.

Scoop out ya poop shoot

When you get chocolate ice cream and it looks like when you shit and there’s corn in it but u get 10 scoops of it because it’s the trend
*walks in a ice cream restaurant*
I’ll take the finest scoop out ya poop shoot
by Bihassniha124 November 8, 2019
mugGet the Scoop out ya poop shootmug.

shoot that timothy thru my simon

Background: Used be Barry on various occasions, meaning to be involved in, and or associated with the insertion of a....................flogan into a.................bocker
What boy?? you wanna shoot that timothy thru my simon??? well alright, thats just fine. Don't forget the dvd player! and the Avril lavigne Stencil Set.... Raspberry heaven? the sweet sensation of wheat.
by Barry August 10, 2004
mugGet the shoot that timothy thru my simonmug.

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