table shark

1: A pet dog or cat that stays near or under the table, kitchen sink, and or kitchen counter while food is being prepared or eaten in the hopes that some will fall and they can eat it.
2: A very skilled gambler with an aggressive play style

That guy at corner of table four is a table shark. They have been winning the majority of the matches they have entered regardless of who they are playing.

by Vanguard 1998 March 17, 2021

Shark bait

When your old lady’s on the rag

Me “Hey babe lets go to the beach”
Old lady “ I can’t I’m shark bait, maybe next week “.

by snwrdr33 May 13, 2018

loan shark

a party that charges rediculously high interest rates in return for financing short-term, high-risk loans. historically a member of organized crime, these days it's likely a "pay day loan" business.

i needed a quick $300 so i took out a pay day loan. those loan sharks charged me 782% interest

by pizza July 18, 2004

Dick Shark

A person who patrols the shallows looking for a victim to screw over

Mike Smith is a dick shark.

by Smoore September 20, 2017

sharks fin

When one finger just isn't enough, so you have to use 4 fingers to dig into your itchy asshole.

My ass was itching so badly, I had to break out the sharks fin.

by Bufftick July 28, 2017

butter shark

A little princess who is dating a low life Indian kid

she is such a butter shark she could do way better!

by Ni🅱️🅱️a47 July 1, 2017

Tequila Shark

Someone who drinks tequila straight from the bottle or someone who hogs the tequilla

My mom stopped being a tequilla shark after going to AA meetings;

"Katy left a full bottle of margarita mix but no tequila, I guess we are going to have to use triple sec now."
"Ok, thats it, tequila sharks are no longer invited to my parties!!"

by KatilinaFeva September 25, 2011