Shark bait

When your old lady’s on the rag

Me “Hey babe lets go to the beach”
Old lady “ I can’t I’m shark bait, maybe next week “.

by snwrdr33 May 13, 2018

Dick Shark

A person who patrols the shallows looking for a victim to screw over

Mike Smith is a dick shark.

by Smoore September 20, 2017

butter shark

A little princess who is dating a low life Indian kid

she is such a butter shark she could do way better!

by Ni🅱️🅱️a47 July 1, 2017

eat the shark

Similar to jump the shark, the phrase eat the shark refers to the point where a television show is no longer any good and the main character becomes fat.

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch ate the shark when Sabrina went to college. The show was no longer enjoyable and Sabrina became fat.

It's quite a bummer when shows eat the shark.

by crankthetank April 15, 2010

Ice Shark

An obstruction on an ice surface, such as a crevice or bump, which causes the skater to lose balance and fall unexpectedly.

Johnny would have scored on the break-away, but the ice shark got him.

by rhockey March 14, 2011

loan shark

a party that charges rediculously high interest rates in return for financing short-term, high-risk loans. historically a member of organized crime, these days it's likely a "pay day loan" business.

i needed a quick $300 so i took out a pay day loan. those loan sharks charged me 782% interest

by pizza July 18, 2004

Tequila Shark

Someone who drinks tequila straight from the bottle or someone who hogs the tequilla

My mom stopped being a tequilla shark after going to AA meetings;

"Katy left a full bottle of margarita mix but no tequila, I guess we are going to have to use triple sec now."
"Ok, thats it, tequila sharks are no longer invited to my parties!!"

by KatilinaFeva September 25, 2011