Shark bait

When your old lady’s on the rag

Me “Hey babe lets go to the beach”
Old lady “ I can’t I’m shark bait, maybe next week “.

by snwrdr33 May 13, 2018

caught a shark

Having an extremely attractive, friendly and amazing girl, that the majority of the population fancy, to yourself. "Oh you've caught yourself a shark there dude." A complement to the guy who has caught her and to the shark "girl" herself.

Woah you caught a shark there bro!

by LunarMalice December 5, 2014

eat the shark

Similar to jump the shark, the phrase eat the shark refers to the point where a television show is no longer any good and the main character becomes fat.

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch ate the shark when Sabrina went to college. The show was no longer enjoyable and Sabrina became fat.

It's quite a bummer when shows eat the shark.

by crankthetank April 15, 2010

Dick Shark

A person who patrols the shallows looking for a victim to screw over

Mike Smith is a dick shark.

by Smoore September 20, 2017

Tequila Shark

Someone who drinks tequila straight from the bottle or someone who hogs the tequilla

My mom stopped being a tequilla shark after going to AA meetings;

"Katy left a full bottle of margarita mix but no tequila, I guess we are going to have to use triple sec now."
"Ok, thats it, tequila sharks are no longer invited to my parties!!"

by KatilinaFeva September 25, 2011

sharks fin

When one finger just isn't enough, so you have to use 4 fingers to dig into your itchy asshole.

My ass was itching so badly, I had to break out the sharks fin.

by Bufftick July 28, 2017

butter shark

A little princess who is dating a low life Indian kid

she is such a butter shark she could do way better!

by Ni🅱️🅱️a47 July 1, 2017