September 11

You are legally obligated to microwave your food at 9 minutes and 11 seconds

Yo it’s september 11th, I need to microwave my ravioli at 9:11

by lil._.gay._.boy November 1, 2019

September 19

Adams birthday say happy birthday to any Adamyou know now!!!

Hey Adam, happy birthday 🎂 It’s September 19

by Dkdjjcjsekgojd October 17, 2019

september 18

this is one of the most special days of your life

september 18 is the day i started dating my soulmate <3

by angelbaby418 October 18, 2019

September 1

National kiss or strip day

Oop it’s September 1st kiss or strip baby 💋

Hmmmm... strip 😉 your ego down because I’m good thanks.

by Lltyfit October 20, 2020

september 19

the most depressed people are born on this day, they have the most disorder, but are really smart

elex: i’m messed up
ron: but not as bad born on september 19

by lilchickenstrips668 October 13, 2019

September 1st

National Danielle Cohn dance day.

A day where everyone must stop everything they are doing and do the “you can twerk while in the splits” dance at precisely 4:00pm

Hey Isn’t it September 1st.

YO BODY ROCK AND YO BOOTY POPPIN IM PROUD TO CALL YOU MY BITCH💁🏿 ♀️💃🏿🗣

by Danielle lover November 2, 2019

September 6th

The day when an evil presence was brought to earth.

Oh no, NOT September 6th!

by Riuel October 17, 2019