September 11

You are legally obligated to microwave your food at 9 minutes and 11 seconds

Yo it’s september 11th, I need to microwave my ravioli at 9:11

by lil._.gay._.boy November 01, 2019

December 8

National Tik tok day. You are forced to Tik tok your every move

“Bro, where’s my phone? I need to TikTok this.
“Why?”
“It’s December 8th, ill die if I don’t.”
“Shit my bad man.”

by lil._.gay._.boy November 03, 2019