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school

1. A place to have fun by destruction, causing pain, or correcting the dumb teachers.

2. A place of pure evil where you are embarressed, hurt, posined, and brainwashed.

3. See also: hell; concentration camp; heaven; getting fucked up; weenis; and gay


Someways to have fun at school:

1. Put a coin on top of a 9V battery, toss it into the hall when the bell rings.

2. Reprogram the computers.

3. put the SubSeven trojan in the computers and hack them.

4. become smarter than the teachers

...to be continued
School can be fun if you have the right tools.

School is HORRIBLE!!!
by HDR February 3, 2004
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a building where teachers try and make you conform to their thoughts.
by samuek November 20, 2004
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The hellhole where you must learn about things that don't matter the place were the teachers don't give a fuck about your problems and the place were children fight each other for stupid reasons even if they don't know each other.
Tommy: hey billy how come you weren't at school i mean hell yesterday?
by quickshot April 17, 2006
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hell for kids/teenagers/living things while they are still alive( thats wrong, aint it??? )
school is pointless, and sucks ass, wtf?
by FEDERICO November 18, 2004
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A school is somewhere you learn... Learn...yeah right like half of those who finished that awful place even learned how to brush they're own teeth...
Man, I feel like taking my own life and spend eternity in hell...let's go to school!
by ingrid July 14, 2004
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A shitty place where they teach you useless crap which you'll probably forget by the time you're an adult, and I'm not even mentioning that it also fucks up the social life of many students and that its one of main causes of teen suicide worldwide
(school)
Teacher: What is the smallest town in Russia?
Student: How is this going to help us in our future?
Teacher: That's it you just gained yourself a detention!
Student: Why?!
Teacher: Another detention!
Student: FUCK! D:<
by sos4a August 11, 2009
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place of torture that kids are foreced to go to for 13 years.
i hate school. do i really have to go today???
by alexandra nichole September 2, 2005
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