Place where your parents expect you to eventually graduate from and if you don't they disown you and you end up working at 711 making no money and living off of TV dinners for the rest of your life because employers think you need a piece of paper to prove that you learned stuff in school. You spend 20% of your life in school re-learning the same BS over and over again until you think that the only time you'd actually use math is to calculate the number of bullets you'd put through your head to get yourself out of this nightmarish hellhole of an existence.
Bobby got a B- on a paper in school so his dad beat him with a rod.
by UpperGreens September 4, 2007
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a place with people who tear you apart. people who annoy the shit outta you. and adults who tells us what to do, when do to it, how to act, when to use the restroom, when to talk, cry, laugh, or breathe.

school is a place where i stopped learning anything useful since 5th grade and now it’s where i sit in my thoughts triggering depression.
fuck school
i was fine during the summer but once school came i felt so alone
by teensarebasic December 30, 2020
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To obviously out perform an opponent in a sporting event
That wide receiver for Ohio State caught 15 passes for 200 yards in the game. He schooled Michigan’s defensive secondary
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Hell for some people and a sanctuary for others.
1. Do i really have to go to school? It sucks ass
2. Woo Hoo school!
by npknhdfrvr February 25, 2005
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An evil place. The place we all go to as a punishment for becoming 4-6 years old.
A place where you must get beaten up then tattle on the person bullying you afterwards...
a place where you do so much work without a break...
a place where all of the teachers expect respect from you, no matter how badly they treat you.
A hellhole said to be about learning and education by parents and commercials...but to us...a place of stress...boredom...pressure.
And that isn't all. When we get home, we must bring the hell of it too.
Homework
Not to mention the fact that they lie to you that you would need it in life. Bitch please...
Person1: I'm going to school.
Person2: Don't go to school...
Person1: Why not? It's super educational.
Person2: *kicks person1 in the balls so hard, his great great grandkids can feel it.*
by Walking Catfish September 22, 2016
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a place where children are punished for being normal and sensible.
even i am punished many times for eating in class, laughing, talking and even sleeping. thats not fair.
by kul June 11, 2005
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1. A place to have fun by destruction, causing pain, or correcting the dumb teachers.

2. A place of pure evil where you are embarressed, hurt, posined, and brainwashed.

3. See also: hell; concentration camp; heaven; getting fucked up; weenis; and gay


Someways to have fun at school:

1. Put a coin on top of a 9V battery, toss it into the hall when the bell rings.

2. Reprogram the computers.

3. put the SubSeven trojan in the computers and hack them.

4. become smarter than the teachers

...to be continued
School can be fun if you have the right tools.

School is HORRIBLE!!!
by HDR February 4, 2004
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