soup kitchen porn

Porn that stars actresses who clearly aren't having any of it. The ones that act like they like what's going on, but really are hating it. It's like your going to a soup kitchen and getting free porn as a handout. None of that classy high roller porn!

Jamie: "This girl is looking like she's fighting back from gagging...or just trying to make enough money for a sandwich"

Steve: "Yeah, she is not liking that position at all!"

Jamie "Um, Steve...where did you find this soup kitchen porn?"

by J9 gold digger October 1, 2012

soupamazing

Amazing on a Whole new level.

Mainly used when a time hack is need to get the words out. Arielis is Soupamazing. Fast 6 is ok but Ironman is soupamazing

by Messysmith June 16, 2013

soup herbal

Another term for the Super Bowl, a special American football game played every year. The term, along with 'superb owl,' originated on the 4chan imageboard website.

Person 1: "Hey, you excited for the Super Bowl?"
Person 2: "Sorry, I couldn't care less about the soup herbal"

by Yoshi Cookies February 3, 2014

Soup Strainer

A man's mustache.

Oh, I see you've grown a soup strainer.

by Spinroyd March 18, 2014

soup hot

A level of hot that exceeds the average hot.
A level of hot beyond that of which a reasonable person might expect from a cup of coffee.

She's a pretty woman. But not like, you know, soup hot.

by DizzyEsq May 21, 2014

Soup Sandwich

A bad situation.

That paint job was fucked up like a Soup Sandwich

by Freddy All December 29, 2015

Souped

When a person gets crushed by something, or hit by a car.

I was in Northern Ireland and saw a young lady use "souped" in this context when her younger sister ran across a road without looking.

"Mary! Don't run across the road or you're gonna' get souped"

by Alexd70 October 14, 2016