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Love-Stalker

An obj. which stalks the sub. of their love when sub. does not consider obj. a human being.
Obj.: Why don't you let me kiss the ground under your feet?!
Sub.: I feel sorry for it.
or
Obj.:Why don't you look at me?
Sub.: I am trying to avoid a mercy killing and now stop you Love-Stalker.
by HeinButz May 1, 2009
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Name-Stalking

Another word for looking up people's names on Urban Dictionary. A lonely and selfish task, normally done in the dead of night on the empty wastelands of plastic known as "The Keyboard". Commonly done by alisons and daniels, who are admittedly cool enough to get away with it.
Alison: "Hey Danny Boy! What's your fine self doin up in the dead of night?"

Daniel: "Oh you know, just Name-stalking."

Note: Tylers and Morgans cannot complete this action because it goes against their belief in the unity of the subjunctive universe. I would know, Im an Alex.
by Pooperscooper! November 4, 2009
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Stalker

A small and annoying mexican twat who strives to be exactly like his one and only master, hydrochu. Often found in local brothels sucking large amounts of penis.
To stalker, To want to be like hydro.
To stalker, To such alot of man penis.
by dogbadge April 7, 2003
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Stalk

stalk is a ferral beast
by tuppy hole January 23, 2004
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gang stalking

The paranoid fantasy of a few canadian semi literate fascists
and extremist christians who would stop at nothing to create the impression that they are being followed and harrassed bu they arent its some silly little boys and girls in a kind of fantasy game
several people have exposed this viscious little group as being the work of mainly 3 persons now known to be under medical supervision but not taking their medicine
Man did you see what these anti gangstalkers are saying
man this whole gang stalking thing is absolute s!%+
by gerry duffett December 21, 2006
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Stalker

by goatsebadge April 7, 2003
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Stalking My Chemical Romance

Stalking 5 incredibly hot guys in an amazing band. These men are: Frank Iero , Gerard Way , Ray Toro , Bob Bryar , and Mikey Way .
They are often mistaken for an emo band, which they are not. My Chemical Romance is an amazing band that almost everyone has heard of, and most people have at least heard Dead!, Welcome To The Black Parade, Teenagers, or Famous Last Words (four of their most popular songs from their record that was released in 2006 called The Black Parade).
These men all are most likley fantastic in bed, and probably do great at french kissing.
Ray is sex in a bed with an afro.
Bob is bearded sex in a bed.
Mikey is intelligent sex in a bed.
Frank is just plain sex in a bed.
Gerard is have-an-orgasm-on-stage-during-a-song sex in a bed.
by vizka January 23, 2009
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