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Social-jerking

A form of self-promotion by which you promote another individual's website/blog with the expectation that they'll return the favor.
Jim is social-jerking every single blog post on twitter.
by theremorse May 4, 2012
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social fallout

The girl who used to be the most popular girl in school. The one who all the guys wanted to date, and all the girls wanted to sit with at lunch, and punch at the same time. Until people realized what a bitch she was, and nobody gives a shot about what she has to say, and someone takes her spot as the the most popular, and she becomes a social fallout
Tiffany: Omg Becky thinks everyone likes her, but really nobody dies anymore
Kim: Ya she's the social fallout of this year
Tiffany: Ya nobody even cares about her anymore

Kim: Ya, Zoe is the new Becky. Everyone loves Zoe now!
by Fbgmgetreal January 21, 2016
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Social Vagrant

A person that somehow manages to perpetuate a life of zero responsibility by being very socially acceptable (cool and funny), living off of friends and family.
That guy James is a Social Vagrant but he's so cool it doesn't matter to me that he drinks all my Rum.
by KillianZane December 15, 2010
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Social experiment

another name for "prank" It just makes it sound better. All it is good for is making the people who are caught up in them feel like idiots.
Prankster: hey guys, I'm back with a new social experiment. Today we will be doing a murduring people on the street social expiriment!!!
by MashedPotat0 June 2, 2016
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socially slutty

A term used for a person or group of people who have wide reaching connections either within a city, large community, or group of people.
"Can you believe the Browns? They had lunch with the mayor yesterday. I don't think there's anyone in Denver they don't know, they're so socially slutty."
by Skyliner12 May 7, 2009
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Social life

Having a social life is when you are actively with or hanging out with people, usually a very social person.
“Adam doesn’t have a fucking social life like Sean.”
by BlazikFyre June 17, 2018
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Social Parasite

A person who thrives on others and benefit by deriving money, time, and emotions at the other's expense(s). S/He not only maintains but expects friends to support and sponsor her way of life while the said parasite may even manage to extract money and wealth from her friends to spend on her/himself, i.e. fashion, vacations, advancements. In return if said parasite make attempt to give back, it was often used as superficial avenue to glorify or benefit him/herself.
Colleague 1: I was at a friend's wedding and saw Irina with her new boyfriend.

Colleague 2: Oh God, what did they do?

Colleague 1: Well, she didn't bring get the couple a wedding present, her boyfriend ate all the steak from the table, got horribly drunk and offended a couple of people.

Colleague 2: Sounds typical trashy behavior.

Colleague 1: More than that - they're social parasites... when the married couple came to our table to toast, Irina said the them, "For your wedding present, I'll give you two tickets to my next show."

Colleague 2: Wow. I think I've seen one of her shows - it was horrible.

Colleague 1: I don't have the heart to tell her otherwise.
by Mac Taler May 16, 2014
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