smell your dick

Quite possibly the stupidest, most ridiculous song known to mankind.

Dave: Did you hear that song "Smell Your Dick" by Riskay?

Phil: Yeah, that song is soooooo fucking stupid dude... like wtf..??

Dave: Werd...

by phizzle413 March 2, 2009

Smell my cheese

A technique used to punch your friends/someone who deserves it.
You put your fist on the flat palm of your other hand and tell the victim to smell your cheese. When they put their face near your fist, you punch them. Simple as that.
Lazy cousin of The Cancer Prank.

Person 1: Hey Dan, smell my cheese. -Holds out 'cheese'-
Person 2: Um, okay... -Does so-
Person 1: -Punch-
Person 2: OW. You bastard!

by Naevai December 8, 2009

smellanie

-totall bf
-rad rader
-less of a slut then you would think
-real keeper
-dope iller
-80s fan

that rad babe is like a totall smellanie

by jay rogge February 3, 2004

smell of neglect

a term used to insult someone with shit hygeine,bad grooming ,long grotty hair or who wears shabby clothinghippy.often used as a humourous comment more so than an actual insult,or when insulting a person who is actually considerably middle class yuppie just to piss them off.

angry kid:damn,boay!you smell of neglect!go get yourself a . haircut and some real shoes.

shabby kid:be nice!

or

rich kid:my parents just got me a whole entertainment center!

angry kid:ewwww!smell of neglect off you!

rich kid:huh?what the fuck!!!be nice!

by spoonbadger December 19, 2006

smell cookies

When someone farts and asks the people around him/her if they "smell cookies" or anything that would smell delicious.

Adam: hey do you guys smell cookies?
Pearl: ahh what the fuck is that smell!?
oscar: wipe you ass bro!

by Daniel55 April 30, 2009

Smell & Tell

Adult male version of "Show & Tell" where a guy places his index and middle fingers under his buddy's nose to indicate that he just finger-banged a chick.

P-Phat: I never liked "Show & Tell" in school.

MOCO: Really?

P-Phat: But I love Smell & Tell!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2010

I smell Bacon

Code phrase for a member of funnyjunk.com. One must always respond to this with the phrase, 'With or without wings?'

Teacher: "Class, please turn to page 69 in your textboo-"
DSend: "WAIT! I smell bacon!"
EmperorColo: "with or without wings?"

by funnyjunkie43 May 31, 2010