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Shark bait

Me “Hey babe lets go to the beach
Old lady “ I can’t I’m shark bait, maybe next week “.
by snwrdr33 May 13, 2018
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shark attacking

“Shark Attacking” involves a nude, sexually-excited man bending over backwards on all fours and walking around with his dorsal fin gliding through the air. There’s no payoff. He’s just a shark now. (Making noises is recommended to enhance the fun. Can be done alone, but preferably in the presence of a partner.)
Dude you should try "shark attacking" it will spice up your sex life, or at least make your girlfriend laugh.
by Sodabutton May 17, 2014
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Vid Sharking

Hitting your local video store, browsing through the new releases but buying nothing only to note down the titles you will download when you get home. Favourite sport of pirates.
Hey I wouldn't mind watching a movie tonight.

Damn don't have much $ for it. Lets go vid sharking!

Ya then we can come back and download it!
by NZOG April 2, 2010
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Dick Shark

A person who patrols the shallows looking for a victim to screw over
by Smoore September 20, 2017
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eat the shark

Similar to jump the shark, the phrase eat the shark refers to the point where a television show is no longer any good and the main character becomes fat.

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch ate the shark when Sabrina went to college. The show was no longer enjoyable and Sabrina became fat.
It's quite a bummer when shows eat the shark.
by crankthetank April 15, 2010
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Tequila Shark

Someone who drinks tequila straight from the bottle or someone who hogs the tequilla
My mom stopped being a tequilla shark after going to AA meetings;

"Katy left a full bottle of margarita mix but no tequila, I guess we are going to have to use triple sec now."
"Ok, thats it, tequila sharks are no longer invited to my parties!!"
by KatilinaFeva September 25, 2011
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butter shark

she is such a butter shark she could do way better!
by Ni🅱️🅱️a47 July 1, 2017
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