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Robert Pattinson

Sexysexyyy man,best known for playing Edward Cullen in Twilight and Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter. He has also been in lots of other films:
Little Ashes
Vanity Fair
The Haunted Airman
The Bad Mother Handbook
How To Be
The SummerHouse
He is the most perfect singer, musician, actor ever.
But unfortunately, he belongs to Amy Patter* and Sally Tiger*, who are completelyyyyy obssessed with him (and are proud of it!) :D
> So no other girls (or boys, if you like) can have him :)
Sorry guys :)
**not real names, made - up names used.
oh, he's so sexy"
"Just like Robert Pattinson!"
by PrettyFace May 17, 2009
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Roberta Flacked

Killing someone not-so softly with one's song. Most commonly associated with office workers insisting on the inevitable Birthday song seranade. The most painful version is when one person takes it upon themselves to sing to an unwilling party, thus inflicting serious and irreversible damage.
"OMG, you guys, Marcia's getting ready to Roberta Flack the birthday boy."

"Nah, bro, I'm not going to karaoke with you. Last time, I was Roberta Flacked within an inch of my life'
by deb84102 July 24, 2009
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Roberto

Can be a bitch, but financially smart(sometimes), inmature believes he knows more than he actually does and is very shy, kind hearted and nice but to those who are close, very rude to the outside specially if they are no help to him, usually eats alot of sauce and has very well taste in food.
“He could be such a roberto”
by Real_boy2000 December 16, 2018
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Robert

Dumbass who asked is Fortnite for the wii
That robert kid is retarded
by Elf_man March 19, 2019
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Robert

A Robert is a great and intelligent man, who has the personally of a true gentleman. They are sometimes shy or hard to get to know but once you know them, you'll never forget them. However, Roberts, can also be a true badass and can take charge of any situation telling people off. They are always on time for any given appoitment and are always well dressed, shaved, and smelling of sexy cologne. They are also quite the ladies man but don't know it. Women flock from miles just to catch a glimpse of a Robert... Tall dark and handsome; and usually from an Asian, Italian, or Spanish orgin. Roberts are usually computer savvy and have the best success at whatever their profession is. If you know a Robert, consider yourself the luckiest person in the world because they're the best people you'll ever meet.
Girl 1: Hey look at that bro coming down the road, he's smexy. He must be a Robert.
Robert: Hey there girl, meow!

Robert: Here, hold this lens cap for me... I'm busy being awesome.
Mikey: Anything for you Robert... I would do anything. I just wish I was a Robert.
by 33beegees May 8, 2013
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Robert Pattinson

The best thing to happen to Hollywood since .... well, ever.

Smart, shy, funny, talented, and most importantly down-to-earth and humble, Robert serves as an example of everything young Hollywood should be ... and sadly is not.
Robert Pattinson is brilliant and amazing. End of story.
by popculturejunkie October 23, 2011
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Robert Iler

Robert Iler plays Anthony (A.J.) Soprano Jr. on the show The Sopranos.
Robert Iler is a hottie!!!!!!!!!!!
by asssssssssssssssssssss July 2, 2005
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