reading the tea leaves

The ability to tell the future from the examination of pubic hair deposited while " stirring the teabag"

"Mate! I've been reading the tea leaves after you were stirring the teabag. The outlook is dire!"

Or

After Dave was found stirring the teabag, his friends chose to do a reading of the tea leaves. Apparently a tall dark stranger was in his future.

by Ardet Malious November 6, 2017

Readell

An uncommon man's name. This name is old English and means weak or inferior. Men with this name are often drug addicts or have a problem with chronic masturbation. Regardless you should never name your child Readell.

That kid is always jerking off, he is such a readell

by Zuinhell February 7, 2010

reading therapy

a means of distracting the mind, as well as absorbing, facts and/or information. of course, for this to be of any use, it is helpful to actually LIKE to read; as well as have the ability to do so! (ie: dyslexia, etc.)

reading was useful to me as a youth when few would 'hang' with me. reading became my 'drugs'!! , granting me the ability to 'take a trip' into another world!

(note: recommended by mental health professionals!!, along with exercise!!)

i'm going to opt for some reading therapy tonight, i'm worn out from worrying!

put you out of my mind, with some reading therapy!

by michael foolsley December 15, 2010

read 180

A program For students, Typically In Elementary School Who Have special Snowflake Syndrome

"HEY HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE READ 180 STUDENTS?"
"No"
"They Had To Pronounce bee And once Of Them Said Bah"

by unkown frick November 24, 2016

Reading

An act for homosexuals

Do you read bro?

No reading's gay AF.

by Kidserb December 4, 2017

read the bible

reading the bible is nothing other than fucking with your loved ones <33

for example:

"wanna read the bible tonight?"

"ofc babe I'll be there in 5 minutes"

by defnoturgirl January 8, 2022

you ready to get yeeted

Basically another phrase meaning “ yo you ready to get beat up?” so in case you want to fight at school instead of saying yo you wanna fight? make it less difficult and say the phrase above

nibba 1) Arnold put your goddamn calculus textbook down .. now are you ready to get yeeted?
arnold nibba) what?

by Therealnibba999 December 31, 2018