resequel

A slight re-working of a once beloved creative property (TV). The number of years between the original and the new “thing” are too few, and you don’t want to risk the chance of alienating the original audience. Therefore, studios decide to come up with a bit of continuity that retains the vision and quality of the original (Girl Meets World comes to mind).

"Girl Meets World" is a resequel to "Boy Meets World"

by The Nerd Convocation April 5, 2015

Restroom Roulette

This usually applies to women more than men. It's when you go into the bathroom that has a bunch of stalls and it smells like somebody took a big shit. You try to find a stall that the person did not take that huge shit. You go in, sit down and the toilet is warm. You just lost at restroom roulette.

I just lost at restroom roulette. I had to pee really bad and it smelled like shit in there. I sat on the toilet that was warm.

by Feisty M July 8, 2015

Resident Whale

Extremely obese person that happens to be in a position of slight authority and is generally irritating as shit because they feel the need to constantly remind you of their miniscule amount of power. The Resident Whale usually wears loose, unflattering clothing paired with black Velcro sneakers and has made zero attempt to be stylish in any way. May smell. Always has snacks on hand. Derives pleasure from wasting other people's time.

Bert: Hey what took you so long to get groceries?

Earl: The Resident Whale at the store stopped me as I was leaving. Told me she was "loss prevention". She went down my entire receipt taking out every item I had in my cart to make sure I wasn't stealing anything. That was an hour of my life I'll never get back from that whale.

Bert: What about my oreos?

Earl: She needed a snack while she was fucking me over.

Bert: I'll get the harpoons.

by Tyeet Mcskeet November 27, 2016

restaino

A sexy italian beast, known for attracting the opposite sex. Also great looking pasta slurpers

I couldn't resist him, there was something Restaino about him.

by Tonyrest1 January 17, 2017

reschedge

reschedule
also, reschedj

Okay, so unfortch J Law got swarmed by the paps so she has to reschedge.

by VagaccidentOnMyMasturbacation July 31, 2016

Resting Bitch Braids

Two tight French braids that white girls wear when they are feeling bitchy.

Christina: nice resting bitch braids.
Maddie: thx. I was feeling bitchy today.

by 😉 June 12, 2016

research essay

An icon of satan. It is forged in the river of a 1,000 souls. Just attempting to complete it can make you wish for the worst death possible.

My teacher gave me a research essay assignment, so my favorite drink is now bleach.

by PADgamer February 6, 2017