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Reading

Code word used to describe the act of sexual intercourse (doing the nasty).
Girl you are off 'da hook! Why don't you and I enjoy some reading time?
by Oh-Nobody July 19, 2009
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alaskan reading glasses

when you put you testicles in someones bottom eyelid (one per eye)
those alaskan reading glasses made his eyelids streched out
by n genn February 13, 2010
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reading

the biggest waste of a highschoolers time. most kids these days have more important things to do like playing WOW or going outside and larping. i mean really who thinks that real kids are going to spend a perfectly good summer day inside reading when they could be sitting on there ass, eating, cheetoes, naked, with a floaty around their waist, playing halo on Live.
Harry told his mom he had no time for reading. he told his mom that he was going to go out to the park and run, when in reality he was actually going out to meet up with his WOW larping friends.
by Harry the larper February 14, 2007
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readinger

a horni bastard that loves to fuck friends, gets hard and horny off of ex girlfriends, and loves to do things in movie theaters
wow look at that sexy readinger!
by hottiegirl15 May 8, 2008
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Risky Readinger

The ultimate sex move. It is a twelve step maneuver that becomes illegal after the 4th step, often referred to as the "Burnham Brownbag".
After the scale model of the Chrysler building got involved, I could no longer adventure towards the Risky Readinger.
by M.D. Murray D November 2, 2009
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voracious reader

by anonymous March 12, 2021
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Callum Teas Ready!!

For someone who has to leave for there tea to get away from difficult situation.
"Cal how olds your misses?" "CALLUM TEAS READY!!" "Gotta Go"
by D00kie2323 November 15, 2009
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