queermosexual

Pertaining to extreme cases of homosexuality and/or being queer. The sort of queerness that makes Sean Connery banging a room full of hookers look like Elton John and Dennis Rodman having sex.

That queermosexual tribal swan tattoo you have on your arm will forever mark you as the sort of man that catches instead of pitches.

by GrimScorpio575 July 23, 2008

queery

1. The official inquery pertaining to the sexuality of an individual. Usually, "Are you gay?"

2. A stupid question, derived from the insult of questioning one's sexual preference.

1. "I gave Derek the queery the other day; we were right. He's gay."

2. "What a stupid question; a queery if I've ever heard one."

by Mr. Matt July 18, 2005

Queef Mobile

- Noun - A word used to define a car that has a loud exhaust. Usually that of a pop-culture car modeled after the movie The Fast and The Furious.

John Doe: "Did you hear that queef mobile!?! It rattled my windows right off my car!"

by Brian Fitch February 11, 2006

Guitar Queero

Somebody that is overly obsessed with guitar hero. They also think that scoring big point on TTFATF (Through the fire and the flames) will actually make them cool and get them somewhere in life.

Person 1: Hey i got 700K in TTFATF
Person 2: Shut up you Guitar Queero

by KSI Ryder 7 January 12, 2009

queef feast

the act of trying to eat the air that is released from a girls vagina (a queef), usually while doing other filthy activities

Jim- hey bro what did you end up doing last night

Paul- i went to Jessica's house last night and i had an unexpected queef feast

Jim-dam Paul your fucking DIRTY!

by slag surfer March 22, 2010

Queef Soup

When a woman squirts and queefs at the same time and the mixture of vaginal juices and air creates a frothy mixture, this is known as queef soup. When the mixture also contains semen it may be referred to as Cream of Queef Soup.
If she is also on her period then the mixture is most accurately described as Queef Stew.

I was fucking Bianca so hard that when she came I got drenched in Queef Soup. I came a second later, narrowly missing being slathered in Cream of Queef. Thankfully she wasn't on the rag so there was no risk of Queef Stew.

by Reginald Laserbeam August 6, 2015

post-queefal

Noun: the state of embarrassment experienced by intimate partners after one has queefed in front of the other(s). Generally characterized by flushed cheeks, avoidance of eye contact and/or lack of mention of said queef.

Matthew never called Eileen back for a third date after a drunken post-queefal interlude.

by GunnDom Queefs-a-lot October 10, 2010