The act of trying to do a task that the very act of doing the task injects an element of randomness. Envision a wet spaghetti noodle on a table, and trying to "push the noodle" across the table. See also: herding cats.
Man, trying to get anything through the finance department is like pushing the noodle - you never know where they are going to block you next, but I keep trying to make progress.
by InterestingTidbits June 13, 2025
Get the Pushing the noodlemug. When you're squatting on the hotel toilet sucking his dick while you squeeze out the pork and poi from last night's luau.
Was giving him the old hawaiian suck n push when my kids walked in, And I had to explain this is the only way mommy can poop.
by PseudAwesonym March 16, 2024
Get the Hawaiian suck n pushmug. 
“Pushing P” is an act of circle jerk, it’s where multiple men or boys form a circle and either suck or touch each other penises until every single one of them cums. Once they’re done they perform a make out session.
by whereyuhmomat January 19, 2022
Get the Pushing Pmug. The time typically in the morning and just after lunch where a greater number of people find the need to have a sit down on the toilet at the same time. The cause may be the increase in coffee intake in the morning and a hearty meal during lunch at the local eatery.
by Kap21 June 4, 2018
Get the Push Hourmug. by Ovoenthusiast January 19, 2022
Get the Pushing Pmug. by SkyeDiamonds October 31, 2022
Get the Power Pushmug.