Pot Banger

The act of colliding an eating or cooking implement consisting of a long handle with a rounded metal or earthen container used chiefly for domestic purposes (as in cooking or for holding liquids) immediately after having a member of the opposite sex receive an act of sexual gracious kindness and having an unequal display of affection in return. The purpose of such act is to get the opposite sex to leave the premises and hopefully have the person never engage in such an act again.

Guy 1: What was all that noise last night?

Guy 2: I brought this girl home, and she one sided hookup me. So I had to pot banger her ass out of the house!

by C Willis November 30, 2006

high-on-pot-enuse

the act of being or wanting to be high while learning about hypotenuse, because it is extremely boring. now you can tell your own teacher that you are high (or that you wish to be).

Teacher:class what is the hypotenuse of this shape
kevin: I wish i was high-on-pot-enuse!
class: OMG, LMAO, etc, etc...

by almightynino July 25, 2016

SNORKLING IN THE CHOWDER POT

Performing oral sex on a woman.

Yeah, it's her birthday..guess i gotta go snorkling in the chowder pot tonight.

by ranzerox November 1, 2007

Pot Bellied Cunt

When a woman is so fat, her crotch area looks like a second belly. Resembling a pot belly of a pig.

Dude, look at that lady. She has the biggest Pot Bellied Cunt I've ever seen!!

by Neck_Stompin_Carney March 7, 2011

Harry pot head

When charlie Eats a space cake and starts flying.

Harry potter and the Philosopher's crack

by Topher May 14, 2003

Potted Meat Sandwich

A sandwich made from potted meat, which is ground up chicken, pork, beef, and whatever else you can imagine. No one knows for sure exactly what is in potted meat but since it is super cheap (think 4 cans for a dollar), many rednecks lather it on bread and cover it in mayo to make the cheapest sandwich with the most mysterious ingredients.

Cecil is so cheap that he always brings potted meat sandwiches for lunch.

Philly has cheese steak, Kentucky has the potted meat sandwich.

by Cun Lingis July 30, 2010

Pot-head Boyfriend

A cool guy who like's to have fun in a relaxed manner.

usually has a good sense of humor.

Often recieves static from non pot-head girlfriend, if Girlfriend enjoys pot too they usually get along just fine.

If Girlfriend is an addict of any other drug they usually dont get along and fight a lot.

"My Pot-head Boyfriend is so funny"
"I don't mind having a Pot-head Boyfriend"
"Tweeker Girlfriend and Pot-Head boyfriend do not mix"

by Laughs@Stupidity December 16, 2011