Party Porn

To watch videos that glamorize wild parties to fulfill your need to party. Like watching porn to get off, but watching a crazy party to help you cope with the week.

"Last night I was hankering for a party so I watched some party porn by checking out Lady Gaga's music video for her song Just Dance.. It really helped"

by boyfromnantucketrnix November 16, 2009

Gaston Porn

Using the JC Penny or Sears catalog lingerie section as motivation for masturbation.

Harlold was always known as a sick fuck and would do anything for some Redbank loving, but when it came to porn he would only use Gaston Porn since it came in the male free.

by puddinpullinredbanker March 4, 2010

Porn Neck

A stiff neck caused by staring at porn on a computer screen for too long while searching for the right girl/ angle/position combination. Typically Porn Neck associated with laptops is not as severe as Porn Neck associated with a desktop.

Last night, on the hunt, I was in the mood to find a close up of an 18 year old asian girl getting slammed reverse cow-girl with an anal cream pie finish. Usually on the Videobox this doesn't take me all that long, but last nights girl search took so long I got a serious case of the dreaded porn neck. Virgins of the Screen #1 Scene 5, staring Evelyn Lin saved me from really injuring myself.

by Berkules May 20, 2008

porn chowder

Mixture of both male and female reproductive body fluids. As seen in pornographic movies.

You what would be nasty? Eating a bowl of porn chowder.

by chuck master funk April 25, 2005

porn face

A woman who isn't beautiful or pretty, but could definitely appear in a pornographic movie.

"Gretchen Wilson has porn face!"

by j.e.t. January 2, 2009

Charity Porn

When people look at charity pictures they've received after donating and feel good about how they've helped, but in reality they really did nothing outside of donating money.

Isabel - Have you seen Jame's new photo he received after donating to help save kids a third world country?

Louis - Yea - its Charity Porn. He didn't actually do anything besides opening his wallet.

by Jonzun October 28, 2016

pokemon porn

We all know you watch it read it jackoff to it so don't sent it and give me the link to some Rosa/Mei porn

Fap fap

Yo motherfucker police

Shit gotta bust this nut first

*Already dead by overfapping*

Dude I jacked off to some Pokemon porn Mei porn
Dude that's fuckin disgusting

Ay o send me the link later

by Doomgamer January 20, 2018