Piss mustache: a word used to the describe the action of pissing on someone’s mouth until they shit so hard it digs a 14km hole in the ground. And then the person pissing would have stopped and shook his penis 2 times and go on with his day. While on the other hand the guy that was getting “piss mustached” would be stuck in the 14km hole and develop a yellow tinted mustache hence the word piss mustache. And remember to SHAKE 2 TIMES, NO MORE!
Guy1: “hey did you see me doing a piss mustache”
Guy2: “ yeah, but you forget one thing”
Guy1: “ what did I forget”
Guy2: “you forgot to shake 2 times”
Guy1: I forgor💀
Guy2: “ yeah, but you forget one thing”
Guy1: “ what did I forget”
Guy2: “you forgot to shake 2 times”
Guy1: I forgor💀
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