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BRB Piss

A phrase used when you are leaving with no intention of returning. Also used in abandoning a situation, person, or group of people without giving a reason or explanation.
"So your dad went BRB Piss?"

"Yeah, he went out for cigarettes when I was 3 and never came home"
by Kanninto July 6, 2009
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shrek piss

a neon green/yellow tint to your piss after consuming any variety of energy drink. usually the (green) punched citrus rockstar
holy shit that rockstar gave me shrek piss!!
by gruntoif3 January 7, 2010
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Penguin Piss

An outdoor piss taken (normally in the cold winter months) right after getting a blow job, whereby you walk with your pants around your ankles towards the nearest tree for the “after piss” This walking motion resembles that of a penguin, hence the “Penguin Piss”
Hey Marty, did you see Roger last night? Right after Sue sucked him off he had an immediate Penguin Piss situation
by Big Bing Theory January 7, 2011
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Cum-piss

A point at which your dried cum blocks the passage of urine after climaxing into a female (or sock). You don't immediately get the chance to wash your penis because of self-remorse or due to time constraints from emotionally comforting the female. The result consists of a forceful burst of cummy piss into 70% of the toilet, whilst leaving your piss hole with a burning sensation.
"I have just cannoned out a cum-piss..."
by Rudi Van Disarzio December 7, 2018
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(P.S.S) Piss Shit Stalemate

An extremely annoying situation in which on attempts to urinate standing up but is unable to due to the inevitable urge to Shit and since this is impossible due to the current position of the urinator one reaches a P.S.S
Fred: Hey man what took ya so long in the piss pot?
Gary: Sorry dude got the case of (P.S.S) Piss Shit Stalemate..
Fred: oh...
by Germain Detrick August 6, 2010
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Post-Coital Piss

That first piss you take after having sex, that feels extra good compared to a regular piss. As you're bladder empties the last bit of left over climax pleasure leaves your perineum aching with delight as the joy finished draining out of your dick. Also, abbreviated as P-CP
Guy 1: Hey, I heard you moaning in the bathroom when you went to take a piss, what's up with that?
Guy 2: Yeah I had just got done taking the wife to pound town before you got here and didn't take time to piss before the game started.
Guy 1: Um... Ok... So, why the moaning?
Guy 2: P-CP.
Guy 1: P-CP?
Guy 2: Post-Coital Piss, it felt incredible, even made my taint quiver.
Guy 1: Matthews just scored on a 1-timer
Guy 2: Go Leafs...
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin May 17, 2018
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3-Point Piss

when you’re taking a piss and you back up to the back wall in your bathroom.
Guy 1: wanna go out tonight?
Guy 2: can’t bro i’m grounded cuz i failed the 3-Point Piss
by FardedShided December 24, 2019
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