Perfect bullshit

It’s not regular bullshit like when your food is delivered an hour late or your package you ordered shows up a week later. Perfect bullshit goes something like when you are putting on your socks standing up, lose your balance and end up hobbling close to the unflushed toilet accidentally placing your foot in shit water after getting on your second sock on while having your car key fall out of your pocket and directly into the floor vent out of reach and out of sight.

“I failed my final college exam today due to extreme ADD because a junkie stole my adderall last week and the doctor refused to refill my prescription until the refill date, this week was perfect bullshit!”

by Nemo Of The Void September 16, 2020

Perfect Couple

A perfect couple is made of people that are automatically attracted to each other.Looking at the definition of the names Dylan and Tevia they would make an automatic attraction.Dylan and Seinna is not something that would work. Seinna has the great first impression but in the end will be your worst nightmare. If your names matches then find a person with the other name and attempt to date them. Tevia is a kind and amazing person so she could make a perfect couple with anyone but the example names work even better together.

They are such a perfect couple

by The one who tells truth only July 3, 2017

Perfect Face

The ideal result—as defined by the golden ratio—is roughly 1.6, which means a beautiful person's face is about 1 1/2 times longer than it is wide.

Wow, do you see Jordan's face? How wonderful it must be to have a perfect face!

by Don_Won April 29, 2021

Perfect marriage

Matt and Dyl

Matt and Dyl are such a perfect marriage. Matt’s a real trophy boy

by Shshjshsjss September 22, 2021

Perfect world

The best twice song to ever exist,

Person: what’s the best twice song?
other person: oh it’s perfect world!

by pixelisaoncelol July 6, 2022

Perfect Jawline

Hansol Vernon Chwe from Seventeen (80 degrees to be exact)

Person 1: How would you describe a perfect jawline.
Person 2: Hansol Vernon Chwe

Person 1: You’re a genius

by Zee_ee December 27, 2020

Perfect butt

Yes, I know it sounds crazy, but the perfect butt exist.
It actually resides in Spain.
It owner is Bella Noor Bouzar Aboura; if you see her with it, you are not allowed to take any photos.

Damn girl, you have a similar butt to the perfect butt.

by Playboi Carti's Husband November 21, 2021