Peckered

Means where a woman gets fucked.

She got peckered last night.

by Judge dredd7 April 15, 2011

parker peterson

A male who displays many characteristics of a female. Sometimes called a pussy or a female reproductive system.

C'mon man! Stop being such a parker peterson and just ask her out on a date!

by Tig.Bitties January 23, 2017

red pecker

a hazing tradition practiced by frat boys and high school seniors where the older member stips the pledge and spray paints his penis red

dude did you hear they gave jason a red pecker?, then he burnt his penis in paint thinner

by Reef May 30, 2003

peckerwood

Peckerwood: Someone who has a tiny penis, skinny, and pen shaped.

Bart has a peckerwood, his last girlfriend told me how small it was!

Girl: He had tiny penis!
Girl2: HAHAHAH I'm going to tell everyone!
girl: HAHAH yah, his cock looked like a tiny little pen.
Girl2: HAHAHA Thats called a peckerwood!

by b250 December 6, 2006

pecker checker

another term for a cock blocker, usually a portly to rotund female who accompanies a beautiful vixen and who has taken it upon herself to protect her gorgeous friend's virtue by inserting herself between her friend and anybody she deems interested in said friend, (ergo, a threat) and driving them away by any means necessary. The term can also however, refer to any male who is deliberately sabotaging another male's attempts to horizontal boot-knock with a member of the opposite sex, for whatever sick, twisted reason. These icons of shame and self disgust, are almost always looked down upon with hatred and contempt.

Yo Dufus! Whatchew doing ruining my play with that fine mofo in the pink short shorts? You some kinda pecker checker, or what?

by 1 Beat off September 28, 2010

pecker tracks

An instant messenger log of a cyber-sex episode that is sent back to the other participant.

"I don't use that MSN account anymore. I get too many pecker tracks."

by DocLightning December 22, 2004

Nail his/your pecker to a fence post.

Means one of two things.
1:Something one guy tells another to make a point.
2:A type of crucifixion where you are tranfixed to a fence post by having your pecker nailed to it where you will have to stay till you die or someone comes along to rescue you.

1:Hears the keys to my car.Put a dent in it and I a nail your pecker to a fence post.
2:There's that queer again.Lets nail his pecker to a fience post.
And that is the meaning of nail his/your pecker to a fence post.

by Deep blue 2012 January 9, 2010