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Toilet Paper Douche

Toilet Paper Douche doo͞sh►

n. A person that spends excessive and/or unnecessary time shopping at grocery stores in times of crisis (ie. natural disaster) (ie. weather event) with the intent of buying more products or food than is required of them and their immediate party, causing unneeded shortages of said products ie. Toilet Paper.

Plural•Toilet Paper Douches•

Synonyms: TP Douche / Douchebag / As***les / Grocery Store Manatees /

Pandemic : Corona Virus; Covid-19

This is in relation to Pandemic 2020, Covid-19 people who bought too many things, term used to reference individuals that bought too many items, and contributed to the shortages on specific items ie: Toilet Paper.
Ex: 1)There were so many Toilet Paper Douches wandering around inside the grocery store this morning that I need to burn my clothes and bath in bleach later.

Ex: 2)The shelves are totally wiped out and it’s only Monday, thanks to all the Toilet Paper Douches.
by Jack Jan March 16, 2020
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Toilet Paper Hoarding

A panicked reaction to the outbreak of Coronavirus. Apparently above all ass, wiping your ass is the first thing that comes to mind.
Those fuckers are toilet paper hoarding. Of all things...
by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020
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Empty Sheet Of Paper

by Anonymous July 23, 2003
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Toilet Paper Hoarder

The great toilet paper famine of 2020. Shortage of toilet paper in many homes due to idiots panic buying them to prevent a virus.
Did you see Jim yesterday? He is such a Toilet Paper Hoarder.

Jessica took all my toilet paper when we went to the party. Smh. Toilet Paper Hoarder
by Lildrav April 7, 2020
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Glock Paper Scissors

When someone tries to outdo you in a rock paper scissors game in an attempt to force you into doing something you REALLY don't want to do, so you shoot them.
Roommate: "Man, these dishes are stacked! Rock paper scissors for who has to do 'em!"

Me: "Glock paper scissors, SHOOT!"

*LOUD POP* *THUD*

Me: "I win."

When I realize that I may have to do dishes in prison:

*LOUD POP* *THUD*
by Barry McCaulkinner April 19, 2023
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paper gown town

A special safety area in jail for mental health. When you act crazy in jail, they give you a paper gown instead of the jail uniform so you can’t hurt yourself and they put you in a special area (usually isolated) until the psychotic episode subsides.
She got caught snorting Benadryl in the pod again so they sent her to Paper Gown Town for 24 hours.
by K666C March 15, 2022
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marine toilet paper

Euphemism for godawful toilet paper. Rough, tough, and don't take no shit off of nobody.
The walmart bathroom only had marine toilet paper. That shit was like sandpaper.
by Nnn21 December 21, 2017
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