Barista Pound

12oz of coffee beans for the same cost that used to get 16oz, so they still call it a pound.

I ordered a pound of coffee but instead of 16 ounces I got a barista pound.

by anonymous July 21, 2022

London Pound Cake

When your uptight khaki wearing neighbor cuts an access hole out of his crotch area in order to bang his wife.

This is also a perfect porn star or stripper name. “Now heading to the stage….please welcome London Pound Cake.” The crowd goes WILD!

Bruce came in abruptly from trimming the hedges wearing only his cut up khakis. He told his wife he was ready to London Pound Cake her right there on the kitchen floor.

by London Pound Cake August 2, 2022

pound Sterling

Official currency of the United Kingdom

One pound Sterling is equal to 100 pence.

by bluestinger66 August 27, 2022

Pound Box

A vagina that get pounded by intercourse.

Get your pound box out!

How is your pound box today?

Can I have a ride in your pound box?

by Ideas 123 September 3, 2022

National Pound Town Month

In the month of November you are allowed to fuck any girl anywhere any time.

Her: Why did you take my virginity?
Him: Its National Pound Town Month

by Mr. Mitten October 24, 2022

You don’t get many of those to the pound

Archaic British expression usually referring to big tits (breasts) on a bird (female human).

Guy (seeing a girl with massive breasts) “You don’t get many of those to the pound”.

by keith from frimley November 13, 2022

To Pound Sand

Is what Adobe told Pantone. Another reason why creative crack prices sky rocketing . Corporate moloch dependency ftw.

Adobe told Pantone to Pound sand.

by dockdeckdork November 17, 2022