short pound

When 12oz is referred to as a "pound" instead of the proper 16oz.

~ Can you pick me up a pound of coffee?
- Nope, all the bags are only 12oz.

~ I guess a short pound will have to do :(

by MrOwl98168 February 8, 2019

Apple Pound

When you fuck a warm expired apple pie

I caught my friend Earl Apple pounding an expired apple pie

by Tremdom January 29, 2025

5 english pounds

Five English Pounds is a not with a £ and a 5 on it used for buying stuff

I'm going to TESCO with my 5 English Pounds.

by EnglishDefinitions October 26, 2017

Pound

Hitting it really hard

I pounded her pussy so hard

by dicksuckerpu$syeater September 28, 2018

pound those cakes

A nice ass

Girl let me pound those cakes for you!

by PapiChulo11 January 27, 2022

bailey one pound coffee

means when your succeeding in life

harry is succeeding in life he bought a Bailey one pound coffee helicopter.

by mummakesshittea November 25, 2021

Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

One of the best songs of all time!

Find a side that's brighter than bad
Stick it out but never get mad
No control, no plans
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

It never gives, not what you want
Falling short just defining my sort
Scared to fail, scared of success
Never take less
Is this really what you want?
Don't aim too high or they'll cut you right back
Feel like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Keep them dumb, keep them numb, keep them ripped
Paid the money then they syphon the slip
Think you're flying but they're bluffing the hand
An empty promise from a selfish brat

Every lesson that's ever been taught
Never learn comes undone just as quick its learnt
Told to trust, surrounded by a system of fraud
Doused in gas, set on fire now watch me burn

by V8sforlife July 31, 2023