Straight Elmer

Horny piece of shit that is not good at anything.

Your nothing but a straight elmer with your bottlenosed dolphin lookin ass.

by Samthesaucegod April 17, 2019

STRAIGHT DICKAGE

To just viciously beat someone up

I was playing yima in basketball and i was giving him Straight Dickage

by notmob August 27, 2023

Straight-attracted

When you're just a bro who can admire other good looking bros.

"Hey bro, you look hot in those jeans"
"Aww, thanks bro, that shirt suits your abs"
"I'm straight-attracted to you, bro"
"You too, bro"

by LeeAgAy September 3, 2019

Straight Hangin'

When a man has a large penis.

Jeff's pants have to come off because they caught on fire and Dez pulls them off for him but his boxers come to.
Dez: OMG Jeff you're straight hangin'!!

by A Steel March 10, 2009

super straight

A sexuality that means to date cis women/men and cis women/men alone this sexuality of course is for "straight" people who wants to be oppressed super badly, has possible connection with the neo-Nazi movement, and their flag has the colors of fur affinity logo (black) and grindr (orange)

TLDR; super straight are gay furry and possibly (most likely not) neo-nazis

person 1: i'm super straight
person 2: so your a gay furry?
person 1: (whispering) how the fuck did you know
person 2: its in your flag
person 1: oh

by nova (she/her) May 23, 2023

straight rête-in'

(adj) dope as hell; fly as fuck.

straight rête-in' is dope as hell, fly as fuck.

Dawg jazz night @ the merc is straight rête-in,' love that funky swing!

by dudemeister101 August 10, 2022

raging straight

when a person never shuts up about people of the opposite gender that they find attractive.

a lot of the time they make fun of gay people for doing the same thing.

girl 1:oh isn’t this guy so attractive?
i started talking to this guy yesterday and i’m already in love!
i saw a guy yesterday and i’m already planning our wedding!

girl 2: that girl is pretty

girl 1: eww that’s so gay and disgusting! you make your sexuality your whole personality! you’re such a raging lesbian!!!

girl 2: you’re such a raging straight :(

ps: straight guys also do the same thing.

by Katkrazy June 12, 2021