Happy Wheels Humor

Excessive cussing, dark humor, and inappropriate humor.

A: I have Happy Wheels Humor.
B: Are you like.. making shit up? What the fuck?
A: Oh my god, you do, too!

by ballsack doodoofart June 6, 2023

Mess with a hamster, you get the wheel.

When you get what's ironically expected.

My wedding ring fell down the sink!! I guess you Mess with a hamster, you get the wheel.

by Eman Lama Lewis April 1, 2020

third wheel and steal

when you're a third wheel for awhile but eventually start dating one of the couple, causing the couple to break up

dang you really went and stole my girl with that third wheel and steal

by masterofspite December 4, 2023

pirate wheeling

The art of carrying more then six hotdogs

I noticed my coworker leaving the cafeteria pirate wheeling towards the office

by Bigred11b March 20, 2021

keep your hands on the steering wheel

A phrase meaning ".despite all the surprises life may throw at you, there's still hope"

Keep your hands on the steering wheel; you may still pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire.

by Sexydimma April 7, 2017

thirst wheel

Third wheeling when you secretly wanna smash with one of the people involved in the relationship

Chris: do you reckon it'll be weird going out with Charlotte and Luke? You know how much I wanna get with Charlotte
Tom: Nah bro as long as you can keep it under control you'll be right

Chris: Yeah but I'll still be Thirst Wheeling all night

by Poptart 007 November 7, 2018

No Wheels

1. Not capable
2. Not having the necessary ability, qualification, or strength to perform some specified act or function
3. A thoroughly incompetent person, especially one of defective mentality.

Charles's previous employer stated that he had no wheels.

by Archibald Hogwart June 2, 2020