Crazy People Time

a usage of time revolving around a vague concept of crazy people saying you're late when they themselves aren't there yet, and crazy people saying they're on their way when they haven't left yet

A: Abby where are you ! we agreed to be here at 7.
AB: shi- you meant normal time ? I thought you meant as in crazy people time

by man that Steals your girl November 1, 2023

straight crazy turdfucker

Someone who is most definitely completely out of their mind.

I’m sorry Sir, I realize that you were elected President and all, but drawing a little black Sharpie pen extension of Dorian’s imaginary path into a corner of Alabama on a National Weather Service map makes you a straight crazy turdfucker for sure!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019

bat guano crazy

A more polite, euphemistic, SFW way to describe someone who would otherwise be bat shit crazy

- Dude, so you ex threatened to break your necklace while you were sleeping?

- I know! I told you she was bat guano crazy!!!

- No wonder you dumped her, she IS bat guano crazy... just send her sorry ass to Arkham Asylum already!!!!

by el patron himself October 13, 2010

Crazy Pussy Theory

The Crazy Pussy/Coochie/Cooch/Cooter Theory: The experience intensity is directly correlated her craziness. Also known as the Bear Trap Theory (don't stick things in Bear Traps).

That girl is a walking example of the crazy pussy theory, now she's stalking me, she burned my car to a crisp yesterday. But it's so good that I have to see her again tonight.

by Urban Decider March 9, 2013

The Year of Going Crazy

A reference to 2020, the first year of widespread pandemonium and grief across the globe, due to the rolling lockdowns, extreme social isolation and mass death that characterizes the Covid-19 Pandemic.

Nobody can dispute that this has been The Year of Going Crazy!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 7, 2021

bat-shit crazy

Acting in a generally insane manner; Tom Cruise.

When Tom Cruise jumped on Oprah's couch, he proved he was bat-shit crazy.

by Lorraine Bates July 30, 2006

Crazy Son of a Bitch

Related to asshole and son of a bitch, a crazy son of a bitch is someone who you may admire but do not want to be like. They may do awesome things but it could be at the expense of their health, wallet and relationships. Likely to streak a party, attempt parkour, approach the unapproachable, pull off dangerous flight tactics and other arrangements of impractical services to attain fun, avoid, divert, gain attention or kill the enemy without the influence of narcotics and at other times with.

Trawler: Did you see the Hammer last night? He was out of control!

Turbo: Yeah that crazy son of a bitch, streaking the live band then jumping the 8 foot high fence in one leap to escape security was a highlight.

by Holden Morrisey Caulfield January 27, 2010