Noah

A person with an addiction. Who knows what it may be for

Fuck you, Kyle. Where do you even go at night? You're such a fucking Noah.

by NoahAKAAddictMan September 1, 2022

noah

noah is so hot and his dick can reach the moon when its hard

noah so cool

by izaak mackey April 6, 2022

"Noah" Syndrome

Named after a discord user who goes by the name "Noah", Its a syndrome where an individual constantly uses sexual innuendo or sexualizes everything to all individuals despite their sexual orientation, gender, marital status or in some cases, maturity. The syndrome is uncurable as of 2024.

"bro this guy is constantly sexualizing everything"

"hes got "Noah" Syndrome he does that

by ChaozTyphoon March 16, 2024

Noah

Noah is the definition of a Minecraft player that gets salty whenever someone says he sucks.

Guy: Hey Noah u suck at minecraft
Noah: STFU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by creeper_hater_16 April 19, 2019

Noah Schnapp

Just the best human alive.

You’re almost as funny as Noah Schnapp! Hey, I said ALMOST.

by Foodaboveeverything July 26, 2018

Noah Woodham

He will never talk to your parents, we will only call you mommy, he watches anime, he’s secretly gay and dating his friends. He’s a little bitch. And he plays the victim.

“Don’t be a Noah woodham” #notachillguy

by Little skid kid January 29, 2025

Noah

Noah is the kind of guy who u think is cute but ends up to be a lying asshole. He is a jerk to his friends and doesn't love his girlfriends.

OMG ITS NOAH AGAIN

by Rebecca Owens loves Baseball June 12, 2018