waxing my wheels

A saying that is similar to "buttering you up" for a malicious purpose.

An instance where one person tries to take advantage of the other by using subjective persuasive language to produce a desired result.

The wheels on skateboards can be waxed, but too much isn't good.

"You're great at packing the dishwasher, like really good, I didn't know you were that good!?"

"You're just waxing my wheels".

OR

can be used to describe someone preparing with awareness of something to likely go wrong or badly. This can be interpreted as "kidding" or "joking".

"You are so good at packing the dishwasher!"
"You're waxing my wheels right now"

by cocolingo August 11, 2025

octopus faris wheel

When you grab a octopus and throw it and it flys like a ferris wheel

"Bro i just threw an insane octopus faris wheel!"

by Pab10_69 August 29, 2023

Cheese wheel

A nickname given to a male with a penis that is wider than it is long. Otherwise known as a choad.

That guy over there has a cheese wheel.

by 300rum July 27, 2014

Dragon Wheels

The Sweetest wheels you can put an a bicycle, Full race and Bombproof!

Those Dragon Wheels are SMOKIN"!

by The BMX Man February 5, 2010

Ball Wheel Drive

When you slip on a spent rubber (condom), often post-coitus or the morning after while getting out of bed, often leading to injury.

John: "Dang dude, how'd you mess up your ankle?"
Mike: "Umm... I slipped and fell due to a Ball Wheel Drive incident. Really drives me nuts."

by Stikki Thiccums January 1, 2024

Fortress on Wheels

An extremely large car over 2 tons in weight.

The traffic going to Chicago is crazy on Friday night at 6 P.M. We don't want anything small, we want a fortress on wheels. Ask Jason if he'd like to go.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Broken Wheels

Someone who is just absolutely terrible at wheeling, somehow they usually still get hot girls with just the worst pick-up lines and topics of conversation - 99.99 % of the time the girls they pick up are pants-on-head retarded though

Just listen to what Jordan is saying to Amanda, wtf .. his broken wheels make it such a painful conversation and I bet he is going to hookup with her at a party this weekend

by LessOffensive March 14, 2011