I'm such a nice guy.

A typical saying by guys who's not generally nice. They're simply saying this thinking the girls will have sex with them if they say this phrase. They generally say this over and over to a girl, so she thinks he's a nice guy, but once she rejects him his true colors come to the surface.

Fake Nice Guy: "I'm such a nice guy. Why won't these bitches have sex with me?"
An Actual Nice Guy: "Girls won't have sex with you, because you're a total douchebag."
Fake Nice Guy: "Whatever asshole, I am a nice guy. Girls are just total bitches!"
An Actual Nice Guy: "Whatever helps you sleep at night."

by SunshineSam218 March 07, 2021

Am Nice Guy

The Majority Of Last Heard Words.

Person 1: Please, No! I have a family!
Person 2: Too bad.
Person 1: Am Nice Guy.

Person 2 died in that dramatic twist

by wldjkcnlewrhkgbf July 16, 2021

How nice isn that?

When you have bad english as a german speaker and want to explain how nice something is.

"We get a new female colleague that look's hot" - "How nice isn that?"
"The customer just dropped a big order" - "How nice isn that?"

by Tramhapert November 24, 2022

a nice breeze down there

Your dick is out and you feel air passing by it

Last night I felt a nice breeze down there

by gghahshdh June 05, 2017

Nice one, James

A throw away comment that Sirius Black calls his godson before he gets killed.

Harry Potter disarms Lucius Malfoy

"Nice one, James".

by oblebrun March 25, 2023

Nice Pants JJ

A phrase used to humiliate a scot who has pink and outrageous pants on.

Camera man: Okay, 3 2 1 say 'Nice pants JJ!'

JJ: Nooahh

by BigKbenj October 22, 2011

Very big nice

Lukácsi (Luky) László, the neologist's word, that refers to something cool, something pretty nice.

This action is a Very big nice thing

by cspbence February 19, 2020