faux soul

The illusion of spiritual depth and existential meaning engineered by capitalist minions in order to more effectively sell products.

“The Apple Store’s atmosphere is pure faux soul.”

by SalvyZ July 12, 2019

soul injection

not an actual injection but playing soul or rock and roll to a group of people

"WHAT YOU NEED IS A SOUL INJECTION!!!"
*tutti fruitti by little richard starts playing*

by cloudydayz88 February 7, 2024

blonde soul

When you have a blonde personality, but brunette in reality.

Annabelle is has suck a Blonde Soul

by harnse_116 January 22, 2018

soul deposit

When a man ejaculates in you and you try EVERYTHING in your power to get over him, but you can't

Me: OMG! I can't get him off my mind, no matter how hard I try.

My homegirls: Girl, you gotta be careful who you receive soul deposits from, they'll have you hooked!

by B-ImThaMan! August 30, 2017

Poor unfortunate souls

Term used to describe unlucky people who are in pain and need of assistance due to an issue eating away at them.
They come flocking to anyone willing and able to help them, no matter past reputation, and without checking for ulterior motives.
See also: Cryto Bro, MLM, Alternative Medicine

"Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad, so true
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying "Spells Ursula, please!"
And I help them
Yes I do!

by MrDrEdward April 13, 2024

rick souled

When you are being possessed by the ghost of Rick Astley and he will never give you up.

Oh man I keep wanting to listen to Never Wanna Give You Up, I'm being Rick Souled!

by Korinzu August 10, 2017

wicked type soul

the type of person who can be described in multiple horrible ways. A wicked type soul would be someone to be either unpredictable, an asshole, someone who surrounds themselves with the wrong people, etc.

Bro I: KJ just tends to surround himself with the wrong people
Bro II: Yeah, he's kinda like a wicked type soul, you know?
Bro I: What the actual fuck are you talking about

by SweeetDiz08' February 23, 2024