Newbury, Berkshire

An absolute shithole of a town. Almost every decent shop no longer exists, and the council hates people with special needs / mental illnesses. Though Newbury did bring back HMV. That’s good.

“Hey, where do you live?”
“Newbury, Berkshire.”
“Oh, isn’t that the shithole town where if you’re special needs or mentally ill, the council refuses to help you?”
“Yup.”

by invertedfaerie666 December 13, 2023

Newb

Newb is the sedition of someone is disgusting and is a noob at something

Omg your such a newb

by Louie_123! December 17, 2023

newborn warshack

When lurch dresses up like a baby and runs around town in a diaper snaking gay dude in the ass

How did lurch end up in jail? He was the Newborn Warshack last night….

Again?!

Son of a bitch….

by OneSpicyBurrito December 22, 2023

Newborough

Basically a shitty village in north wales where either chavs or normal people live. Always drama next to Tre Rhosyr or anywhere really. Some parts a nice like the llanddwyn, the forest and the shop that comes from 2050 (the shop is living in the future fr). But you can’t walk around the village without seeing 3-4 people with a hat and tracksuits on

“Hey want to go you the park in Newborough”
“Are you sure there won’t be any chavs there?”
“yes 🙄”

*gets to the park*
*hears people talking*
“I’ll fwcking battuh u mate”
“G’on laaaaaady

by mandy_lilly_gillian December 26, 2023

news constipation

Reading so many bad news, you can not give a shit anymore

Mikko does not give a shit about the news anymore. He said he has news constipation. He just reads them and makes standup jokes without crying first.

by mphahaha February 1, 2024

Newbied

When a woman, has man seed and becomes crazy

Oh wow, Charlotte has been well and truly Newbied

by Bazimus February 10, 2024

news

Something that literally only exists just to ruin your day

Bob: Damn today feels like it's gonna be a great day, time to turn on the TV and sit back and relax
(We interrupt this marathon of this (insert show) to bring you breaking news coverage)
The News: Hey Y'all! Two billion people just randomly fucking died!
Bob: ......The fuck? I just wanted to watch my show.... The hell do I even have a TV anymore anyway?

by IntergalactalEnergy November 11, 2023