Nerd School

A college which primarily concentrates on teaching science, technology, engineering, and math. Noted for their high acceptance standards, high fail-out and drop-out rates, dearth of female students, and copious consumption of alcohol by students (and professors).

A good indicator of a nerd school is that its name includes the word "Tech". For example: Georgia Tech, Virginia Tech, Cal Tech, Rensselaer PolyTECHnic, Worcester PolyTECHnic, Massachusetts Institute of TECHnology.

If you haven't been to college and are wondering what life would be like at a nerd school, watch the movie "Real Genius".

Jim: I didn't get a single date in my whole first year of college.
Dave: Of course you didn't, you went to a total nerd school!

by tomkat_nj July 23, 2017

Nerd's Rant

A phenomena in which a nerd enters a state of mind, in which they can no longer keep their thoughts in and decide to go to an open forum, a blog or anything similar and write out their thoughts, even though to most of the audience reading those thoughts will not be able to understand what they're ranting about clearly, usually it results in a jumbled wall of text and contradictions. These thoughts are only relevant to the nerd, even if you understand them.

"I'm unsure if I should get this processor, it'll boost my GHZ to 4.6, but I could just as easily buy this other processor that will only put it to 3.2 but will work better with this motherboard I'm looking at." - Rough Example of a Nerd's Rant.

by KyleHasSwag May 23, 2017

nerdlete

A nerd that is good at athletics; short for a nerdy athlete.

Person 1: He can solve math equations AND pass advance the shuttle run!?

Person 2: Man, what a nerdlete.

by PersonThatSaysAyeChihuahua October 2, 2017

Nerupa

Nerupa is a indian name of Hindi origin that means goddess's decree or command, bright. A beautiful, loving , intelligent and confident woman. The very definition of sexy!! She is kind and loving toward her friends and family (loved ones). But be warned, don't mess with Nerupa and especially not with one of her loved ones or you will regret it. Nerupa is an amazing girlfriend and her boyfriend is extremely lucky to have such a deliciously exquisite and exotic person in his life. She is a total babe!

BE SURE TO MAKE HER LAUGH. It just might be the cutest, most ridiculous thing You've ever heard, but it's intoxicating and she will have you hooked.

Every group needs a Nerupa cus she is just the best.

Get you a girl named Nerupa

by desikuti November 20, 2017

nerash

A large man with large intentions. Only means well. The sexiest beast on earth and loves pussy. He is a lady's man and a player. Watch out for his charming looks.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO, ITS NERASH!

by JackWh December 7, 2017

Nerd Army

The nerd army is a group full of nerd wannabes which also spend most of the time smelling each other's farts.

I am in the nerd army now, that means I have to be cocky of the amount of fictional things I know.

by StomperPooper July 2, 2018

Nerf Stryfe

ONE OF THE BEST NERF FUCKING BLASTERS EVER. LIKE THIS SHIT IS THE GO TO BLASTER FOR NERF WARS, IT CAN TAKE HUGE MAGAZINE LOADS, JUST LIKE YOUR MOM CAN, AND IT’S SEMI AUTO, AND TAKES FLYWHEELS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING BOSS. YOU CAN MOD IT TO HIT LIKE 100 FPS WITH LIPOS AND EVERYTHING! IT CAN TAKE MORE ATTACHMENTS ON IT THAN YOUR MOM, I DON’T KNOW WHY MOTHERFUCKERS HAVEN’T BEEN TALKING ABOUT IT SOONER OR LATER!!!!!!

Jeff: Yo what’s your favorite Nerf blaster?

Brandon: the motherfucking NERF STRYFE

Jeff: HOLY SHIT YOU’RE SO BADASS

by YourAbsurdNeighbor August 27, 2018