Mum Legs

When a man has legs like a severely overweight women, this man is so ashamed he should never be allowed to wear shorts.

Generally a middle aged man, usually bald and not fat in himself just the owner of enormous legs sometimes likened to the legs of overweight babies (the tyre look)

Jesus... Cover up those mums! Are you pregnant or something!

Bro those things look like fat baby legs... What's that about!

Lad no amount of buckets will sort those mum legs out...

Fuck fella cow n gate should put those mums legs on show

by MANX PROPHET August 18, 2015

your mum

A very old sexy woman that takes photos with a garbage can.

Do you see your mum? Why is she taking photos with the trash can?

by YourDadLeftForTheMilk69420 July 11, 2022

Mum

The meaning mum means a beautiful person that you shouldn't mess with in a bad situation.

Mum:"love you."
Daughter:"love you too." (Sarcastic)
Mum:"ok."
Daughter:"I'm sorry."

by lianacruz August 29, 2019

Ali-Minion-Mum

Ali-Minion-Mum

Yes but uh... Ali-Minion-Mum

by morisons July 22, 2023

ur mum

a comeback to use to get people away from you

"what are you eating"
"Ur Mum

by pseudonym of ur mum May 10, 2022

Ur mum gae

A nuclear-level comeback from an insult

B: you’re a disappointment to your parents
J:ur mum gae
B: I’m gonna go use option E now

by Booty stealer April 28, 2022

Ur mum

A joke that nobody likes

For example Aiden: Ur mum
Everyone: nobody cares

by KaylaYT February 5, 2022