your mum

your mum is a another word for ‘sex toy’, please be aware they have flappy fannies. Let the lord deal with her sketty self. her names either Ava or Rebecca.

guy 1: your mums fit
guy 2: she has a boyfriend

guy 3: she’s a sket

guy 2: i know

by poomam October 19, 2019

your mum

the hottest woman alive by far. she’s sexy, provocative, and she’ll pour you a nice glass of milk.

person 1: damn bro, is that your girl?
person 2: no, but guess who i slept with last night.
person 1: who?
person 2: your mum.

by irllylikegirls69 May 3, 2022

Review your mum

when your mum gets reviewed by the mailman

"Ding Dong"
Mailman: "Can I review your mum?"

by VoV123_ June 1, 2024

Your mum-aholic

This is when someone uses the insult ”your mum” in every conversation

Ah what a nice day we are having

Response Your mum Ha

Your mum-aholic

by pagey124 December 31, 2021

yo mum

'cho mum

kid: shut up nigga
you: and so would yo mum

by zuus March 6, 2022

Subhans mum

jake just did subhans mum

yo did you hear jake did Subhans mum

by Memeitus August 5, 2023

Ur mum

Ur Mum-a common comeback for when someone says....practically anything to you

Person 1:Hey Carl Whats up?

Person 2:Ur mum

Person A:I had spaghetti last night.

Person B:I had Ur mom last night.

Joe:Im so worn out from basketball..

Carl:Im worn out from Ur mom.

by Mommy Milkiess December 6, 2021