Muff-tang

The vehicle of "that Mustang guy" who is obviously better than you because he has a Mustang. Every story or conversation eventually reverts to his Mustang which more often than not has "500 horsepower." Muff-tangs are usually associated with tools, Affliction/Ed Hardy clothing, and slightly sideways flat-brim hats on white guys.
"Did you hear that fag with the Ed Hardy shirt talkin about his Muff-tang again?"
by GRANYshifterTSi December 17, 2009
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muff scalping

v. - the act of procuring a lesbian's, usually uninitiated, love interest for yourself romantically, sexually, or both
"Jill was really into Margaret, but Jack started muff scalping her by talking to Margaret about alternatives to nuclear power and vegan recipes at the Ani DiFranco concert."
by MuffSclaper September 04, 2017
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muff sweats

His dick was that big it gave her the muff sweats
by Vincel February 17, 2019
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muff forrest

A condition to which the public region has been shaved too often resulting in quicker thicker growth that couldn't be plowed down even by a chainsaw
Her muff forrest was so thick I felt like a character in Lost
by Angel 33 February 02, 2016
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Muff Mop

by Sirahn May 26, 2023
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Muff Mop

Her: His Muff Mop kept scratching my clit last night
by Sirahn May 26, 2023
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Muff Dunk

Men have been tea bagging for years. Not anymore. This is when a woman places her labia on someone's face (Men or women).
You better not pass out or I'm going to muff dunk the shit out of you!
by Lil'lee July 06, 2018
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