moose slappin

A superlative of Slapin (similar to dope, awesome, delicious) that is used for something that is spectacularly awesome, sometimes food. But it's more than just slappin, you'd need two hands (like a Moose's antlers) to seriously slap for something that great (often used about food)--or lay a virtual slapin on someone who disputed it's amazingness. Also used in a virtual sense about online trolls in live chats.

"Those tacos from the mart next to the gas station are Moose slappin!"

or

"If you type one more stupid thing into this chat, you're in for a Moose slappin!"

by R0b0tMaker January 10, 2017

James Moose

James moose is the greatest person to ever exist, he is literally god and if he must he will smite us all

James Moose just burned down the empire state building in a fit of rage

by Ducko_YT November 26, 2020

Moose

Moose aka Deshawn Merritt does indeed get to trim when the clock strikes 8pm leading him to do some unforeseen things.

Moose ass get to trim at night

by JStimp March 17, 2023

moose bone

Obnoxiously loud sex between two Canadians during the dead months of winter

To pass the time during winter my aunt and uncle moose boned in their cabin up in the forests of Toronto

by KnobCobbler October 12, 2015

MAAP- Moose Antler Attracted Person

A predator who has a run in with a moose antler. Communities and playgrounds are safer after this interaction.

The police department posted that another MAAP- Moose Antler Attracted Person is going to be living 4 blocks away from an elementary school.

by Gerswon Miahjere March 15, 2023

Moose

A way of describing a Canadian who is less then stellar looking

Egad hoser! You need some plastic surgery because you are a straight moose....eh

by Metallicajunkie May 1, 2020

Moose Grind

When one is to hunt a moose with a revolving such gun.

"Hey doc lets get on that moose grind"

by Planto360 September 24, 2024