Michael 

A name derived from Latin- “ael” meaning “unable to” and “Mich” from the root word for “text back”. Put together “Michael” meaning “mfer who never texts back”

Good luck getting a response from Michael that dude invented ghosting

Michael by Definitely not Tim September 27, 2025

Michael 

A name derived from two Latin words- “ael” meaning “unable to” and “Mich” the ancient term for “text back”. Put together the name Michael means “mfer who never texts back”

Good luck getting Michael to text you back, that dude invented ghosting

Michael by Definitely not Tim September 27, 2025

Michael

18

Indeed, to live is to cause others trouble…
UMB 29’
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I’m Michael and I’m gay.

Michael by Rokublue October 19, 2025

Michael

The Archangel.

Hym "You know, I had a friend in high-school and his mom was always calling him Michael but and it would always catch the both of us because it's ALSO my middle name."

Michael by Hym Iam January 4, 2026

Michael

The smartest person you will ever meet. He's the one you will want to spend every moment of your life better lived if only could spend it with him. You will love him more than the sun and will need him more than breath itself. I love you, my Superman.

Me : you're something different

Michael : I'm your Superman

Michael by iammelinda January 28, 2026

michaël 

Big dick that is it

Michaël has the biggest penis i have ever seen

michaël by Micnugget December 24, 2020

[Michael] 

A Dutch Farmer boy;a guy who has really long blonde hair and wears a straw hat;a fagot who loves to take it up the ass

Dude did u just see that kid, he looks like a strait up michael.

[Michael] by Ricky Verssen May 4, 2008