Matthew

Loves to eat cake.

Bro who ate all the cake?? Oh, it was probably Matthew.

Matthew by user5676767 March 13, 2026

Matthew

The Clihbbler. (always nibbling on the clih)

Brooooooo did you hear Matthew is THE clihbbler???

Matthew by user5676767 October 27, 2025

Matthew

A type of tuba player you would never want to be, they never play the correct notes and also, they never mark time or hit they never hit their dots in marching band their marching technique is horrible

Matthew is never, on his dot, he needs to stop being such a bad player and marcher

Matthew by Dark_Logic99 November 5, 2025

Matthew

The light of hope in your desolate life. Really ravenous for some dih

Yo, I really have a longing for some Matthew rn
Without Matthew I would be disconsolate

Matthew by Fallstar January 16, 2026

Matthew 

refers to a CS freshman who enrolled in this course clearly for one reason - the Femboys

"Matthew refuses to get a lobotomy because he wants to remember his favorite femboys."
"ts so matthew"

Matthew by DDEDR September 11, 2025

Matthew 

Annoying British cunt

Matthew’s teeth are massive

That’s cuz he’s British

Matthew by H0undy October 10, 2025

Matthew Gray Gubler

a skinny white male actor/author who never wears matching socks and looks like he doesn’t get any sleep. this little fuck will destroy your love life the moment you lay eyes on him.

matthew gray gubler is the reason why i have such high standards.

Matthew Gray Gubler by mgglittlebitch June 2, 2020